POSTS TAGGED: Skanks

Season 10 Reunion is upon us already! Did this season fly by for you like it did me? Man there is so much to cover in this one sad reunion that I’m not sure we ……..what? 3 reunions? Seriously?  As I was saying we have a three part reunion to hash out all our grievances. [...]

This is it folks. The end of the line. For Season 10. Unless you count next weeks OMG Episode and the 3 freakin’ reunion shows. Now I have to admit that a lot of shit went down this season. However I still do NOT see the need for a 3 part reunion. Last season we [...]

The morning starts with these twits staring out the window at a lizard. If you find that odd, Rocky is outside up a tree. And asking for a beer from Bluto. Bluto starts to climb the tree, Rocky burps and throws her empty beer can on the ground and Bluto hilariously falls out of the [...]

Hello peeps. It’s been 2 weeks since the last episode so lets jump (tee hee) back in! We left off with Rocky and Bluto arriving home only to find some greased up skanks angrily awaiting them. Nancy starts yelling at Rocky, “Is you laughing at me behind my back?” Rocky denies it but Nancy starts [...]

Here we go again gasmites. When we left off last week Snotwad/Janae was basically being bullied out of the house. Valentina had packed her shit in garbage bags and thrown it outside. Snotwad would try to drag it back in but Alicia and crew would just throw it back out. Snotwad has basically given up [...]

Hello Gasmii, The BGC’s in the ATL!!!! Woo hooo!!!!! Ok now that I have that out of the way, welcome to Season 10 of the Bad Girls Club!! As usual we start off sometime in the future with a few girls oiling themselves up, taking off shoes and removing earrings. I smell a fight. Damn, [...]

This week we join the twits as J-Bloat and Fallen are discussing the fight between Blondie and Andrea. They still think it was a low blow for Andrea to call Blondie fat and J-Bloat tells us that Andrea can basically suck her dick right now. Cut to Andrea apologizing to Blondie, kind of. I’m sorry [...]

Welcome to BGC Season 9. As this next picture explains, we are here………. Please don’t tell me vampires are gonna be on the show. Cut to a girl on the phone who’s clearly disgusted with everyone. Her Mom’s advice is to be mature and don’t do anything stupid. In comes the other girls. The weave [...]

A moment of silence for the weave please.

There are 11,223 reasons not to watch this crap.

Brooklyn Ho’s

Hey Gasmii, As soon as I read about this show I immediately lobbied to recap it because it sounds AMAZING. I just hope it lives up to its trashtastic promise. (So far the jury is still out.) Christie and Joey Lynn are twentysomethings from Bay Ridge, Brooklyn who have been best friends since grade school. [...]

Satan would be ashamed.

The Twins are at it again. Nothing.

I say drown the bitch.

Forget feeding poor people, these bitches need weaves!

Well folks I guess LA got sick of the BGC because now they have been banished to Las Vegas! I’m sure Las Vegas is proud to have them. Lets meet these bitches. First up is Gabi from Methuen, Massachusetts. While she’s packing all you hear is her Dad downstairs screaming for her to get ready. [...]

Bugs and bitches.

A new bitch and old psychosis.

Psycho has a plan.

The return of Psycho.

Butchering a beautiful sport.

These bitches would scare Katrina.

Karma’s A Fun Bitch

I’m not sure even voodoo is a match for BGC.

Which little piggie will go home?

DVR’s were invented by Satan.

Someone’s goose is cooked.

RESPECT THE CAKE!!!

If by Bad you mean Sucky, then ok.

And the game is Name Your STD.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Ugly girls beat each other.

And a side of orange fried skank.

Puffy Eyes and Broken Hearts.

Tradition sux.

Season of the Fuglies.

The Char Show

Skanks learn stuff from stinky guys.

Another one down.