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Just another day of bulls**t: Heather Locklear shares her nasty ass beauty secrets, Rick Ross gets dumped by Reebok, and Ozzy has to sober up. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also, check out my Real Housewives of Orange County ReDubs, the latest of which is below!   

Hello my lovies. It’s that time of week again. Drag the trash to the end of my driveway, vacuum up all the dust elephants, oh and write about the craptastic wonderousnous that is Bad Girls Club! Let’s get right to it. Nikki was drunk as hell and so shocked by Shannon’s giant nipples that she [...]

Here we go again gasmites. When we left off last week Snotwad/Janae was basically being bullied out of the house. Valentina had packed her shit in garbage bags and thrown it outside. Snotwad would try to drag it back in but Alicia and crew would just throw it back out. Snotwad has basically given up [...]

Well gasmii, it’s that time of season again. Time to say goodbye to our beloved BGC. At least until next week when they show the first of 3 reunions. Right now I am fully recovered but I have a feeling this episode is gonna bore me to tears. Let’s go see! We start off the [...]

Plus bonus ringers!

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

Move over, Mrs. “Jew-dee-chay/ice”, there’s a new In Touch reality star in town! I was just at the grocery store picking up my usual healthy fare of Cheddar & Sour Cream Lay’s and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Poptarts when I thought I made my greatest find of the day after seeing a package of break [...]

Greetings, Gasmii! I took your feedback from last week and, hence forth and from now on, Josh Flagg will be JF and Josh Altman will be JA. (I reserve the right to change these to something more insulting should either of these two do something stupid enough to merit a snarky nickname.) On this week’s [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra cackles about marrying a gay, Vicki fakes excitement about a fake fur, and Heather gets pissed at a drunk girl. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel here or visit my video archives at CankleTV! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki worries about insurance, Slade charms Gretchen with a ring pop, and Tamra poops on dumb ass Alexis. Enjoy!  Check out more videos in the Videos section here at the gasm or subscribe to my vid page on YouTube!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm [...]

It ain’t over yet, y’all!

The abuse of nations continues.

Even porn stars choke on their balls

Oh, No. Here go hell come.

Christine gets evicted from Fairytale Land.

The ladies all apologize so they can get back to what they do best… fighting.

The kids are NOT all right. Thanks to you, parents.

Giddy up for one final goat rodeo!

End of the day links.

Getting “real” as “Salami-gate” begins!

Snakes, fights, and crying. Oh my!

This week on the season finale of The Shitty: It took 9 whole episodes, but The City finally gets interesting. As interesting as this show can get, at least. And what makes this episode awesome? Awkward confrontations! Between Roxy and Kelly, and Olivia, Joe, and Erin! Yes, these people finally get to hash things out. [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan finally finds out about Bree, so you can check that off your list. Lynette sues Carlos over her job and it all ends up bitch-slapping her back in the face. Danny tries to kill himself Bell Jar style. Katherine jumps over the edge of sanity so far that I [...]

Welcome back everyone! It’s time for the show that preaches worldly knowledge while its contestants practice worldly ignorance! I’m bBitz and I’m excited to be back for my 3rd season of this Emmy-award winning show! (Clearly because of my recaps.) Last season we learned that just because you’re deaf doesn’t mean you can’t win (well… [...]

Let’s just get this out of the way first: I was totally caught off guard by this episode of House. No spoilers were out there. Not even the typical “This week, Someone Dies! Really! We Swear! SO UNEXPECTED!” It’s not even sweeps! It took guts to pull that off. Now Kal Penn is dead and [...]

We’re back – fresh from a non-elimination round and a world record for TV episode containing the most uses of the word “babe”! Ladies and Gentlemen – it’s AMAZING RACE! 6 teams are left and Nick and Starr are out of the gate first. The first clue – head to Deshbandhu Apartments for their next [...]

I’m back everyone! Sorry for the delay – it’s only because I flew to Brazil to meet up with the teams and interview them! Unfortunately I never found them because I thought they speak Spanish there and I tried looking for them under a clue in the sand. DAMN YOU AMAZING RACE! I learned it [...]

This week on I Want to Work for Diddy, Boris loses his title as the show’s sole bigot, Mike’s an idiot savant with the ladies, and we learn why the morbidly obese gain the weight. “Gah… blonde…. boobies…” Doing our country proud, boys.

This week on Living Lohan, cute dog tricks and sage advice from Nanahan: Your daughter just raped you.

I have never, ever, ever met someone I believed in as little as you.