POSTS TAGGED: snarky

The first team challenge of the season results in a high-stakes pressure test, and a pony is sent home!

The auditions are over, and it’s time to find out what’s in the first box!

The couples ‘surprise’ each other for Valentine’s Day!

One of these four teams is about to be the winner of AR Season 22 and get one million smackeroos! And then Berry and I will have to quietly wait until season 23 starts so we can double our efforts name dropping the Ford Focus or Fusion so we are finally given one! But that’s [...]

Goin’ to tha chapel!

Amazing Race you are almost over! I can’t bear it! Project Runway is done and when AR is finished Berry and I will have NOTHING LEFT!! We will just have to spend our days thinking about our baby or something and our baby does NOT form catty imaginary alliances with other teams of babies, BORING! [...]

Following in the footsteps of Nick and Jessica!

Good day fellow race fans! Fran & Big B comin’ attcha with this weeks recap! Who do we got left? Slapshot (Bates & Anthony) CMT (Caroline & Jennifer) Internet (Joey & Meghan) Mullet (Chuck & Wynona) Jammer Moms (Mona & Beth) Psycho (Max & Katie) What are we doing this leg? Hanging with Phil at [...]

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi told everyone Ad’s babies were made out of playdo mixed with donkey sperm and carried by an illegal 13 year old K-mart checkout girl. And that’s fueled about 20 hours of TV. We open where we left off, at Lisa’s party/excuse for people to gift her [...]

Did she really think he wouldn’t recognize her?  Bitch please… Revenge just looooves new characters, don’t it?  When in doubt throw a new character into the mix to shake things up.  Unfortunately this hasn’t always been successful (Helen Crowley, Kara the Sleepwalking Mom, RyBros).  However, foster brother Eli may prove to be a valuable addition. [...]

Weeping like the Seattle skies.

Mill Street Bistro conclusion.

Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble sponsored by Ford Focus, The Amazing Race. Right now Fran is out of town because she had a death in the family. Some second cousin got his ding dong stuck in a leaf blower [...]

Hey Gasmi.  How many of you out there think that Nashville is now going to add a Mindy McCready –based character, now that she is (sadly) back in the news.  At least for one or two cycles.  Until some other celebrity fucks up.  If anyone out there is wondering why we even care about this, [...]

Gordon delivers a wake-up call to Beaver, PA!

Logan leaves, Kody’s hair threatens to leave, and Meri continues to be insufferable. But they’re all happy, doncha know.

The family faces a double loss, and later yammers on endlessly about how great their lives are.

***SourCake brings us your November comments! Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to go back to work after a blissful year of SAHMing and I didn’t get to spend nearly as much time online as I was accustomed to (see above re: stay-at-home-mom). Luckily, in pulling together this [...]

The Browns visit their spiritual home.

The Browns visit Nauvoo and hear a shocking new fact.

Long lost relatives visit the Duke of Castlebury in his itty bitty principality. One of them gets married.

Always wear Depends around Meri.

Some wins, some losses. You know, like in Vegas.

The Browns learn something. Sort of.

It is the finale already! A two hour spectacular! Berry here at your service. Fran is trying to put Lil’ C down for the night. She’s teething and screaming up a storm. The double wide next door keeps throwing Coors cans at our door but what can we do?! We’re down to four teams: Team [...]

The Sister Wives Afterschool Special.

The Browns come up wanting. Again.

Hi AR fans! Berry here! Fran and Lil C’ are out of town, so it’s boxers only in the Franberry household this weekend! Now if someone could just come help me out of this pile of pizza boxes so I can make it to the bathroom. No? Ah well, at least I can reach the [...]

Browns v Dargers. Guess who comes out on top?

Heyhey Gasmites! Were you like me and missed Nashville last week? Here’s hoping this week makes up for last week’s Nashville’s bereftitude. Yes, I am aware that is not really a word. SourCake has all that fancy schoolin’ and she still thinks she can just make up words… Juliette in her amazing condo with that dumb [...]

Amazing Race time folks! With me, Fran! (And my handsome yet smelly husband Berry sits aside me cradling our dear little three month old vomit bag, Lil’ C!) Season 21 is narrowing down, we only have five teams left: Team Dong (Jaymes and James), Friday Night Lights (Trey and Lexi), Twin N’s (Natalie and Nadiya), [...]

** Just wanted to let all the glamour lovers know I had this ready to go last night but then my internet connection decided to kick back, stick a rock in the pipe, grab a lighter and quit fucking working.  Sorry all. ** Hey lovely gasmites! I’m hard at work at the actual recap but I wanted to [...]

Before we get to the recap, Berry’s brother, I’m flattered by your posts but it’s making our end of the day family baths really stressful. If you’re going to keep posting do it under our secret pet nickname…you know what it is! And now, the thrilling conclusion….wait no, it’s not the conclusion. It’s just the [...]

OK, folks, I’ma level with y’all. My heart just isn’t really into this recap. It was my darling baby’s birthday this weekend. So…up until now, my time has been pretty jam-packed with real-life stuff. Also, because I stuffed myself sick last night and am suffering the worst food hangover of my life, I can barely [...]

Hi Racefans! Boy oh boy, this season is flying by! Berry’s favorite team Tall & Tiny are out so we are not sure who we are rooting for anymore. This week on AR, six teams remain! Who will be eliminated next? Friday Night Lights (FNL)- Trey and Lexi Choke Out- Abbie and Ryan Mama Mia- [...]

Fran with Berry here ready to ruffle your international feathers with this weeks AR recap. If you remember last week the fabulous Goat Boys came in last, but it was a non-elimination round so they are still in this thing. Although it almost seemed like they would have preferred to be eliminated. Crouching in a [...]

Holla, guys and gals!  I’m not quite in the pisser of a mood I was in earlier in the week (thanks cold meds!) but luckily for y’all, my default setting is angry bitch. We open on Rayna and Deacon rolling around in the sheets engaged in filthy, extramarital shenanigans. My first thought – Is this [...]

This week on Walking Dead we finally get a better glimpse into the happenings with Andrea and The Road Warrior.   Michonne is the name of our bad and beautiful road warrior.  Don’t expect this bad bitch with a samurai sword to trust anyone at all.  Also, don’t expect her to talk much.  She does a [...]

Hey Gasmii! This very well could be the last piece of correspondence I exchange with you before Hurricane Sandy pillages Brooklyn and makes off with my fingers! Let’s dive into the recap before I die! The X Factor is back, and finally, people, we’re finding out which 16 will make the live show stage of [...]