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We meet the people who care for the leaders of tomorrow.

You won’t seafood like this any time soon!

Featuring a long-awaited elimination.

David Beckham! And some kitchen stuff, too.

A bad pizza stone challenge leads to another “BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE” elimination!

Food Truck Team Challenge followed by Tortellini Cookoff!

The chef’s favorite desserts end in tears…

Duuude. Next time one of y’all says some stupid ass basketball cliche I’m gonna slam dunk your heads. That’ll be myyyyyyy funny little prank!

The most offal mystery box ever!

  Paddy cake, paddy cake…  Well, it happened kids! Finally! And it almost didn’t happen (I’m looking at you, Nicole…)! SPOILER ALERT! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Jenna was retired in Thailand. God, Jenna made me tired. Do we really think she just got the bitch edit or was she really, you know, a [...]

First team challenge! Feed the Marines!!!

TLC baits us with drama and fails to deliver yet again

Bastage is afraid of his mommy

Last week Gary went home. Boo. We liked Gary. Unfortunately the actual weak link of the team (starts with a L and rhymes with LIZ!) had immunity, so it was Ciao to our funny, happy guy. We begin in Florence where the teams find their newest clue. The teams shall remain the same. Neither Jenna [...]

The final round of auditions wrap up. Wait, and there’s more?!?

The Bataan Death March that was this series is finally over.

Nookie is sad he never learned any Italian Hello Platers! This week is all about Parmigiano-Reggiano, tortellini, and Bologna (the place, not the Oscar Meyer’s). The teams stay the same for this next leg, much to the chagrin of Jenna and Liz. In fact on the car trip to Modena, Jenna berates Liz so completely [...]

Finally, a finished service. Well, half-finished.

Preview of episode 3!

We take a look back at the prior 7 eps, and Shparkle finally fires Andrew.

Tearing up Vegas Brown Style, a.k.a. taking all the fun out of Vegas

Day one of the MasterChef auditions.

Andrew gets a couple of drunken smackdowns.

Love. Her. Ribollita! Ricotta (non)cheese! Bacci ball! Cat’s crazy backteased hair! You guessed it, Gasmii, we are in Italy! The reshuffled teams board the plane to Florence and are sent on the chase for the E.I. Zany stereotypical American tourist running around ensues.  American reality shows making the US of A proud for over a [...]

Scallops are forever ruined in the season opener.

Gordon is back, with a new season of Hell’s Kitchen! This time, he’s looking to staff his own place: Gordon Ramsay Steak, at The Paris in Vegas. And from the look of things, this season is packed with violent white trash! Yes! All sorts of drama is promised as we meet the newbies, who have [...]

Shparkle lets Jack do the talking.

The only thing more painful than watching their day to day life is watching them sit on a couch and talk.

This is my favorite Moroccon Mix!  First of all, I owe EVERYONE an apology.  I misspoke concerning last week’s episode in the comments.  I called a commenter a bad word.  I am sorry for that.  We recappers work pretty hard to get these stories out to you and sometimes we take things a little too [...]

Ed Grimley’s family causes problems, and Eden lays down a new track.

Finale time!

Eden continues her Sherman-like march to superstardom.

Eden displays the full range of her talent.

Do we like any of these people?

‘Twas a night of Killer Chaînés and Sob Stories. Also, the Samba makes you gay. Last week we sent home two losers, but this week there will only be one. We gotta stretch this out, you guys! WOAH! Well, maybe not! There’s no opening number! We get right to it.  I gotta say this show [...]

We find out Eden’s illiterate, and some idiot casts her in a scripted show.

Eden demonstrates more of her innate talent.

And we’re back….for part two of the season twenty finale. At the end of the first hour Team Second Chance (Ralph and Vanessa) was Philiminated. Boo hoo. Moving on! Who’s IN? WHo has a chance to win a million dollars: Team Blowup (Dave and Rachel) Team Boy Guns (Art and JJ) Team Reality (Rachel and [...]

This recap isn’t The Avengers but check it out anyway. Get ready for a week of tense rehearsals, not-so-tense performances, and a DOUBLE ELIMINATION. They’re really ratcheting up the drama! RATINGS! Starting tonight I’ll be taking over both episodes each week as we’ve lost CannedGinger! Boo! Everyone wish her well. And starting with this recap [...]

Camille Grammer enters the pageant world, and Eden fails yet another audition.