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This recap isn’t The Avengers but check it out anyway. Get ready for a week of tense rehearsals, not-so-tense performances, and a DOUBLE ELIMINATION. They’re really ratcheting up the drama! RATINGS! Starting tonight I’ll be taking over both episodes each week as we’ve lost CannedGinger! Boo! Everyone wish her well. And starting with this recap [...]

Camille Grammer enters the pageant world, and Eden fails yet another audition.

Cutabitch demonstrates what else “C” stands for.

SO I have found that there is a slight problem with doing my recaps so quickly. Sometimes the places where I get my episode pics are not as fast as I am. Rather than be patient and wait I am going to type each song into Google and get my pictures for this episode from there.

Fransolonely continues to reveal the one facet of her personality.

Resuuuuults

I feel like I should be walking through a mall and this is what is going on on that weird stage they set up by a bookstore.

In which we learn that people prefer Charles Manson to Eden Wood by a ratio of 95 to 1. Also, Fran is a hateful harridan. Again.

Wow. Up is down and down is up. Contestants that have consistently given the suck turned it around tonight and, dare I say, the good contestants bit the green weenie.

More unpleasantness from the so-called E-Team.

The judges come onstage and for the first time all season I have nothing mean to say about JLo’s outfit. It looks perfect for playing Bingo at the Seniors Centre.

Eden displays her multi-faceted talents.

This is…me back in front of my computer writing about American Idol. So all five of you might have noticed (might) that I have been MIA for the last two weeks.  I had something come up that couldn’t be helped and since no one likes AI I had no sub.  SORRY! I did, however, keep [...]

Hey Fran and Berry here, back in the saddle for week eight of The Amazing Race. Now let’s get going because this saddle is crazy uncomfortable! Last week as the sun set on AR’s Tanzania leg Team Blowup came in first place and Team Girl Gun came in last, but it was a non-elimination round [...]

Buenas Noches, Gasmii! Bienvenidos a Latin Night! I hope you enjoy looking at dudes toned asses in white pants, because that should really be the new name for Latin Night. The DWTS band kicks us off with a version of Santana’s “Evil Ways” with– who else? Carlos Santana! He’s there to shill his new album, [...]

Eden works her particular brand of magic while her handlers snipe at each other.

80s evil-clown-hard-rock and ballroom dancing.

Tabs and Norma Desmond whip a B&B into shape.

Baby Jane runs a B and B.

Grab your Kleenex™ because tonight’s episode is sure to bring a tear to your eyes. Either from sadness or laughter. Tonight the stars are dancing from the fart heart; telling a personal story from their most memorable year and translating that into a dance. Even if that means dancing something completely contrary to their assigned ballroom [...]

Howdy, Gasmii!  First up, I want to thank everyone who’s spent the season reading these recaps, and the folks who add great (and often hysterical) comments.  Special thanks for your support during my recent life-threatening (well, in my mind anyway) illness. Now on to the big announcement: I am thrilled to tell you that starting [...]

Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.

Hey everyone! Fran here! Berry is here too, he just downed a gallon of milk, no one even dared him. He just did it. Maybe he’s having sympathy pregnancy hunger or it could be that he’s lacto-loading for this gripping episode of AR. BERRY, WIPE THAT MILK OUT OF YOUR BEARD, PHIL IS TALKING!! Phil: [...]

Tabs makes Princess Kim see the light.

Strange emotions surface within!

Tabs gets Sir Francis Drake to grow a (tiny) pair.

What the hell is this picture?  Just found it.  Is this Bridg in her strippin’ days? In any case, I love it.   We are now getting down to the wire in the saga of Bridget and Siobhan. “That Woman’s Never Been A Victim in Her Entire Life” is episode 18 of 22. Considering a [...]

Tabs turns around a holistic wellness center owned by Sir Francis Drake.

Someone goes home. Is it who you thought it was?

Tabs’ superpowers are bested by the evil that is Tanya.

Tabs tries her best to improve a dog day care/grooming business but sadly doesn’t succeed.

    Ringer – You’re Way Too Pretty To Go To Jail Paris – Siobhan is in the hotel room – she’s rubbing her tum-tum, while wearing ANOTHER black and white mime outfit. Is ANYONE else seeing this???  ANYONE??? And she’s got a side pony, a bolo tie, and a SHEER. Duh! Typical knocked up, [...]

A beauty school gets turnaround, Tabs has a new beau, and curmudgeonly Mr. P shows his soft side. Sorta.

Howdy, Gasmii!  So glad to be back on the Gasm – and thanks to all of you who followed us to Facebook and back. It was a hell of a week last week.  First the hacking, then Davy Jones died.  LOVED him!  Total first crush.  And then one of my cats, who has an autoimmune [...]

The Bachelor week 8 starts with everyone getting ready to head to Switzerland where Ben will decide which of the three women he will propose to.  He’s worried about picking the wrong person, and with the dismissal of Kacie B and the continued gossip about who he does propose  to, I’d guess that he probably [...]

Tabs does her best, but H Design owner Brian is beyond help.

Salon Bridgette (it’s French!) gets turned around by Tabs.

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

Tabs confronts the host of issues in Salon Bridgette, including a do-nothing owner, a spoiled brat daughter and unmotivated staff.

This week, The Bachelor takes us on the most exotic trip yet, to the girls’ hometowns.