POSTS TAGGED: snarky

Everyone went to Vegas for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Gordon Ramsay: Marriage Counselor

The contestants’ first night in Hollywood sparks drama, puking and back-stabbing. So, ya know, typical day in LA.

No ep this week! Cry into your chocolates.

I had a good feeling about this episode going in. SMG appeared on both Watch What Happens Live and Live With Kelly to promote the show, so I was pretty sure that it would be an improvement over last week’s nonstarter. Thank God I was right. The show opens with Bridg strolling through the lobby [...]

Tabs visits a so-called yogurt shop and transforms it into a cafe.

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.

Tabs goes to Georgia to bring a salon up to date.

Beyond Salon is turned around, and in the process two employees get the ole’ heave-ho.

Tabs is back to kicking a-s and taking names!

A delivery tuck is robbed, the driver is killed, Rachel has a baby, and Locke finally reveals Shelbourn.

Hi, Gasmii!!  So sorry for the delay.  The Gasm has had some “issues”.   They’re also interfering with picture posting.  So this recap is a bit more text-heavy than usual.  I’m sure that will be resolved soon! So here we are at season 4 of Tabatha Takes Over (a/k/a Tabatha’s Salon Takeover).  This year, she’s branching [...]

Whoever owns rights to The Women should totally sue this sad excuse for a salon. Also, there’s a drunk and it’s not Sandra Lee (surprise!)

When a high school girl turns up dead, H50 finds themself in an investigation that will “steel” the show!

In the holiday TV lull, Dangerously has dreamed a dream, and presents a holiday faux-cap of H50 for your reading pleasure.

The cast gather with Wendy Williams for a discussion of the season. Zygote maintains his Biggest Ass in Dallas title. Chore is vindicated.

The End is nigh.

The group participate in two charity events, and then everyone leaves.

KIDS GET KIDNAPPED AGAIN…wait, no they don’t…whew!!

Saturday, Dec. 17th Star Trek Next Generation (BBC America, 6 pm) Before entering Starfleet Academy, Wesley accompanies Picard on a mission that jeopardizes the captain’s life. Shut up, Wesley. CNN Newsroom (CNN, 7 pm) Breaking news. All of it bad. Fox Report (Fox News Channel, 7 pm) Analysis and interpretation of the day’s lead stories. [...]

Friday, Dec. 16th Bama Glama (Food Network 8 pm) A ballerina-themed wedding gets out of control when Scot takes it over the top. She was expecting Swan Lake. He gave her Black Swan. There was just a teensy bit of pre-wedding hysterics. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 8 pm) Ty and the team head to [...]

Charity events, an argument, more endless blathering, and finally people say goodbye.

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, Chore is vindicated and leaves for LA.

Thursday, Dec. 15th Seinfeld (TBS, 7 pm) Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez. You bought Seinfeld on DVD? Why? It’s on TBS more often than Miley Cyrus smokes up! Community (NBC 8 pm) Abed decides he and the group must rediscover the meaning of Christmas when he awakes in stop-motion animation; [...]

Wednesday, Dec. 14th Ghost Hunters (SYFY, 7 pm) The crew investigates a town overrun by paranormal events. And yet, they manage to catch exactly nothing on film. The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 pm) Rosie O’Donnell’s big return to television comes in the form of “The Rosie Show” for Oprah Winfrey’s OWN Network. No, I don’t [...]

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, and Chore leaves to seek fame and fortune.

Tuesday, Dec 13th Glee (Fox, 8 pm) The glee club members face a difficult decision when they are asked to perform in two different places at the same time. I bet they solve the dilemma with a mélange of song, dance, and gay teen sex. Last Man Standing (ABC, 8 pm) Mandy offers to start [...]

When another group of kids get Kidnapped, McG and crew save the game again.

Sam and Alexandra both perform, everyone goes “camping”, and more endless discussion of feelings.

2 new episodes of drama and excitement!

Chore begins his acting career; folks volunteer at a horse rescue ranch; Ashley still won’t butt out; as expected, Zyg and Levi hook up again.

Chore tries his hand at acting, people volunteer at a horse refuge, and Levi again lets his shank flag fly.

We meet the delicate flowers of American womanhood who star in this show.

  Hope you all had a great Turkey Day! First of all – I am so sorry the recap for the last episode never made it online. Due to technical difficulties, it was lost in the ether. Completely my fault. I hope you guys will forgive me! Here is a quick recap of my recap [...]

Levi explores getting back into rodeo; Zygote is a racist idiot; Ashley won’t shut up.

A lot of yakking, and Levi’s dream to again compete at rodeos seems crushed.

When McG is captured in North Korea, the gang sets out to bring sexy back.

Everyone gets on Chore’s case, Levi and Zygote have yet another unpleasant encounter, and Ashley gets a fan.

Everyone discusses last week; Ashley takes more photos; Zygote dates Chase’s best friend; Levi continues to be a jerk.

When a murder victim turns up in the trunk of a stolen car, McG and Co have to learn the victim’s true ID