POSTS TAGGED: snooki

For more episodes, just keep it playing! Just another day of bulls**t: No one knows what the hell is wrong with Lil Wayne, Ryan Seacrest and Juliana Hough break up, and Sanjaya Malakar gets a non job. Also, Snooki hits the red carpet and Kathie Lee tells us way too much about her own red [...]

She’s a skinny bitch

Sold to the highest bidder…

If I wanted my S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) to get sound parenting advice, I’d send her uterus over to Dr. Phil’s soundstage. At least we get a paycheck. I sure as sh*t don’t see any money coming from you Snooks! “I recommend Kim to just don’t push it with the working and just relax [...]

Time to go to Karma! Paula’s there in a dress that makes Jenni think she’s trying way too hard to be noticed by Mike. It does look like something from the Jenna Jameson 2009 Collection.

Ron dons a sweaty-looking gorilla suit, and gently scares awake a sleeping Jenni. He’s really taking ‘gorilla juiceheaded’to a very literal level, here.

All little girl is all grown up

PEOPLE’S loss.

Baby Lorenzo

It’s a boy!

Meet the newest videographer

Guess who’s NOT coming to dinner?

    Hey there Gasmi, reality shows are about personalities. Mainly because that way the producers don’t have to hire actors or writers and can better use that money on more important things: like questionable elective surgery, paying to have sex with people who are wildly more attractive then said producers, and/or buying things like Italian sports [...]

Here comes the reality star…all dressed in white.

Sneak Peek

If you’re bored

It’s going to be a juicehead gorilla!

No drunk baby

The tanning bed is going to have to wait!

Watch

All about Snooki’s pregnancy

VH1 announced that Jersey Shore is getting the pop-up video treatment. They’re taking select episodes from the first season and airing them pop-up style. Um, what a great idea!!! I think that’s a great way to recycle reruns, don’t you? They need to do that to every outrageous show on TV. Could you imagine if [...]

Put the Shore to bed

Two Guidettes, A Juicehead-Gorilla, and a Baby

We’re all on uppers, downers and candy corn.

What abou the spinoff???

Chad’s professional.

Friday, February 3rd   We don’t talk about Charlie. Who Do You Think You Are (NBC, 8 pm) Actor Martin Sheen traces his family tree, hoping to find his ancestors shared his love of activism; Martin discovers a family secret from the 1700s. Wow, I better pee and have all my snacks ready. I wouldn’t [...]

Tuesday, Jan. 17 Glee (Fox, 8 pm) Finn’s plans for after graduation surprise his friends. A spin-off show in which he goes to college that lasts six episodes before being canceled? Snooki, look out! Taboo (National Geographic Channel) Humans have an inherent urge to fight. In some cultures, the boundaries of what is considered acceptable [...]

Thursday, January 12th Rob (CBS, 8:30 pm) Rob (Rob Schneider) meets his new wife’s large Mexican-American family for the first time and notices he doesn’t quite fit in. This Rob Schneider vehicle will last exactly as long as it takes NBC to realize that reruns of Two and a Half Men get better ratings. Project [...]

Thursday, Jan. 5 What’s spellcheck ever done for me? Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 6 pm) Large prizes draw contestants to the America’s Trezured Dollz pageant in Nashville, Tenn. Candice? Are you sure you spelled the name of that pageant right? Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 9 pm) Guest judges include famed fashionista Miss Piggy and [...]

I love it, so shoot me.

He’s a broke douchebag

I’m addicted to money, fame and blow so I’ll be going back to Jersey!

The girls create personal fragrances just in time for Christmas Clearance sales.

Apparently, posing as Snooki is NOT frowned upon.

Snooki was on Kimmel last night looking TAN as ever! She has a new blondish/greyish streak in her hair, and was actually looking cute. Anyway, Kimmel had Beavis and Butthead on the show interviewing Snooks…It’s really funny! Well, let me rephrase that-Beavis and Butthead were really funny!! Check it out:

Meatballs on the loose.

Interview

Gym, tan, stop trying new phrases.