POSTS TAGGED: spencer

First time I’ve seen this show.

Being ratted out, rat’s blood, actual rats… but never any ratty hair! NEVER!

The return of some of our favorite dirty little scoundrels!

Links to start your week.

STILL A DOUCHE.

Got $2 million?

The two are in cahoots with the sex tape.

The Douche of Madison County strikes again.

Heidi is taking Spencer off her payroll!

It wasn’t a hoax, Heidi Montag actually went through with it, and filed for separation from Spencer. Radar Online is reporting that after Spencer got his last check from MTV, Heidi gave him the boot.  I’m a little shocked, and don’t know what to believe at this point.  I thought they got separated for publicity, [...]

US Weekly is reporting that Heidi and Spencer’s split was fake.  How did we know this?  Is it because all these people do is try to create PR headlines, and seek fame?  An “insider” lent the quote, “Heidi and Spencer are laughing over it and having a blast.” I wonder if they fabricated the break-up [...]

Somewhere, Lorenzo Lamas is turning in his fashion grave. Tonight’s episode of “The Hills” taught us that everything happens for a reason, and when one door closes, another one opens. Or, wait, no… actually, everything happens because your life is controlled by a television team and when one door closes, all other doors will surely [...]

“Riveting story, Stephanie. Do tell it again.” First of all, I’d like to say thank GOD this week we returned to the normally (blessedly) short half-hour episode. Much as I adore this show and all its brainless melodrama, a whole hour of it was starting to make my head feel all smushy. As of press [...]

“Note to self: destroy guidance counselor.” Tonight brought us a special bonus dose of our bevy of beauties. We open at FIDM, where – wait, what? LC’s still in school?! She hasn’t been there in at least two seasons! I call bullshit. Sure enough, the teacher reads the roster in a heavy Bahstin accent and [...]