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I could have laughed all night, I could have laughed all night…..

What happens in Vegas… sucks.

Or…Pinocchio Says Phuket

It Hurts My Feelings When I’m Selfish

It’s almost over.

SO I have found that there is a slight problem with doing my recaps so quickly. Sometimes the places where I get my episode pics are not as fast as I am. Rather than be patient and wait I am going to type each song into Google and get my pictures for this episode from there.

A swarthy reality show host saves the world by doing what he does best, making love.

Every Housewife has a little Kim Zolciak in them, but just how much?

Cry Babies, Dumb Asses, and One Nasty Ass Bitch

Finding that work/life balance!

I feel like I should be walking through a mall and this is what is going on on that weird stage they set up by a bookstore.

What a bunch of babies

How the Curse Got It’s Groove

No one will miss you.

So who is rich, and who is just rich in spirit?

Douchezan versus the world!

Camping with room service.

The judges come onstage and for the first time all season I have nothing mean to say about JLo’s outfit. It looks perfect for playing Bingo at the Seniors Centre.

The light at the end of the long vag…tunnel.

Troyzan Takes On The World

This is…me back in front of my computer writing about American Idol. So all five of you might have noticed (might) that I have been MIA for the last two weeks.  I had something come up that couldn’t be helped and since no one likes AI I had no sub.  SORRY! I did, however, keep [...]

Hey Fran and Berry here, back in the saddle for week eight of The Amazing Race. Now let’s get going because this saddle is crazy uncomfortable! Last week as the sun set on AR’s Tanzania leg Team Blowup came in first place and Team Girl Gun came in last, but it was a non-elimination round [...]

Tastes like chicken. Wings that is.

Heather’s throwing another “activity” party.

Immunity or Food? Which would YOU choose?

“She totes Plaxico-ed herself.”-Fran&Barry #AmazingRace Recap #url#

Mocking the future of the Housewives.

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Never had it. Never will.

Hey dudes and dudettes- Sorry for all the rape references last recap. I guess I was confused- I thought all these people were rapists! My bad! I will refer to them as cumbucket douchebags from now on. Kisses, Monamonzano Episode 2 of the Pauly D Project begins with them still at their douchey Rhode Island [...]

The ladies are in a giving mood.

I’m beginning to think we will never run out of skanks.

Insert Product Placement Here

Mother Knows Best!!

Stinky is as Stinky does.

Tonight one of the Top 9 gets eliminated. And by the power of birthdays I will not be going to jail for anything I may or may not have said in this recap.

Could it be? Can we be rid of the Twattles for real???

These kids aren’t facing death. They are facing public humiliation, and while it feels like death, that is nowhere CLOSE to actual dying.

Welcome to the tea party!

Life After Merge