POSTS TAGGED: spoof

Satan would be ashamed.

Ten people kill me slowly while singing Billy Joel songs.

Karma!

You guys know how much I hate Karen. But, CousinSuckUp? I can’t describe just how much I loathe her. Maybe it’s because she was never a part of the original crew. Maybe it’s because she winds Renee up in a way that even Karen never tried. Maybe it’s because she took her 11 year old [...]

Time to reshuffle the deck

Someone goes home. Is it who you thought it was?

Laziest finale in Project Runway HIIIISTORRRRYYYY!

Hey race fans! Fran in the house! Don’t worry, Berry’s here too. Baby update: We just got back from a doctor visit to see how the little franberry is doing. They said they can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl yet because apparently my amniotic fluid is not so much fluid as it [...]

Feel like crying? Justifying? Apologizing? This is your episode, then!

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

No more “One World”

Shane is not this type of criminal.

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

Just when you think you know what is going on, humans get involved.

Previously on Project Runway All Stars, even a fashion show in the dark couldn’t stop the fug,… You can fight a ninja, but you can’t fight homely. …a Cheeto fart from Chunk couldn’t bring Austin Scarlett O’Scare down,…. Smells like success! And the crafts services table! …and dumping glow in the dark paint all over [...]

Bum-Puzzled is just another word for Dumbass

The top 13 perform. Sorta.

This week, the women tell all, or mostly stuff we’ve already seen.  But they start by teasing us with the drama and promising an appearance of Courtney who may or may not cry.  Chris assures us that we will not want to miss it.  First, we hear all about the reunions and Bachelor Pad Season [...]

More Montauk this week!

***PottyMouth is currently travelling the world hunting down the little Indonesian rascal hacker, so this week you have a fill in! Please welcome TheProfessor to the gasm family! Hidelihodeli, Gasmerinis! Unfortunately, our beloved PottyMouth couldn’t make it this week. Express kidnapping, I was told.  But don’t worry, we should have the ransom of twelve door [...]

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

The Bachelor week 8 starts with everyone getting ready to head to Switzerland where Ben will decide which of the three women he will propose to.  He’s worried about picking the wrong person, and with the dismissal of Kacie B and the continued gossip about who he does propose  to, I’d guess that he probably [...]

The Charming/David divide continues to grow

Bad Choices At The Ticket Booth

Some people have ‘em, some ARE them, others? BOTH

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

We pick back up from last week in Catalina with the alcohol-driven histrionics.  Vicki and Brooks are sitting in a restaurant while Tamra is bawling to Eddie outside that she can’t stand it when he touches Vicki. “She’s so gorgeous, I just know you’re going to leave me for her any second!” Yeah, someone can’t [...]

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

Go back to the bridge you crawled out from under.

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

Ice T and Coco are having a baby…sooner or later.

Everyone makes mistakes. Some people just need a three plus hour telecast to make sure everyone can watch them do it

Hey everybody, welcome back to Top Chef Canada! That’s right, we’ve left Texas behind, knocked its dust from our boots, traded in the summertime heat for the blast chiller of a snowy mountaintop in British Columbia, which is actually neither British nor Colombian… and where they have a serious aversion to vowels Look at all [...]

Trashbags filled with things we don’t understand

I say drown the bitch.

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

The new girl may actually have money.

JC Penny Boring vs. Boring Boring

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Hell hath no fury, like a bunch of drunken skanks.