POSTS TAGGED: spoof

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

How the Man Got in the Mirror

Stealing clothes off pasty poor people

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Kim makes a mess of everyone’s life, meets a medium and makes me hate her more.

Forget feeding poor people, these bitches need weaves!

The Bachelor chooses, yet again, to take Ben and the ladies to another exotic location, Puerto Rico.  I like Ben.  I liked him last season and despite the continual insistence from commenters that Ben is not attractive, I find him charming.  However, ABC clearly thinks we have to jet around the world to make this [...]

A kinda disgusting reunion.

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

The final Quick n’ Dirty of the season!

When Snow’s lost she can look and she will find James…..

Fat-ass pre-teens!

Jobless Grayson takes on Daddy Tom over some chicken-salad!

A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!

Well folks I guess LA got sick of the BGC because now they have been banished to Las Vegas! I’m sure Las Vegas is proud to have them. Lets meet these bitches. First up is Gabi from Methuen, Massachusetts. While she’s packing all you hear is her Dad downstairs screaming for her to get ready. [...]

The Pig is in da house!

Well it’s back! Digging up alllllllll the freaks from the nooks and crannies of Savannah, Georgia. What an extravaganza this show has become! Such pageantry! My only regret is that the freak parade was a little light this episode. I wish they would have focused on the freak-a-zoids a little more, but I guess there [...]

Everyone realises Kim is bat-shit crazy.

Hansel & Gretel get the Once Upon a Time treatment. Yummy!

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Toddlers & Tiaras: Push it Like You’re Homeless!

Week 3 of The Bachelor opens with the girls arriving in San Francisco, where Ben currently lives.  He sits down with his sister, Julie, and tells her about a few of the women: Lindzi, Kasie B., Courtney, Emily, and Jennifer.  Ben proclaims Jennifer the best kisser.  Julie is nervous the girls will break her brother’s [...]

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

The newest installment of the Housewives, gasm style.

New Season, Same Jabby.

If there was more of a budget, a chandelier would have fallen on the fugliest dress.

Precious Moments

Must watch!

There’s a new sheriff in town. Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Kim questions her marriage, Kris questions being married into Kim’s family.

Spending time together, separately.

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

Kyle stirs eggs in Hawaii.

Kourtney coupons, Kim and Kris question sexuality, and Scott defiles a piano.

Saturday, Jan. 7 My Cat From Hell (Animal Planet, 8 pm) A cat named Kleo keeps Tim from proposing to his girlfriend. Kleo has no opposable thumbs. How much control over Tim can she possibly have? Cops (Fox, 8 pm) A homeless man refuses to leave the handicap stall in a store bathroom. Who can [...]

New host, new judges, same ole crazies.

We find out how much fun it is to cook with chemicals, and then everyone goes to HELL!

Some video fun with the Housewives

The cast ditches Twitch and Failor for Hawaii and Ken gets some.