POSTS TAGGED: spoof

Valuable lesson learned this week: don’t piss an angry bitch off!

Annette Hill and her amped-on-energy-drink high

Live feed updates

And even the love of a good woman (and their baby on the way!) can’t cheer him up.

aka, It’s about #^%ing Time

The top twelve perform. I yawn. A lot.

Kim Grinch tries to steal Xmas from kids with cancer.

When it comes to vengeful witches, don’t piss a bitch off!

Kalia almost dies from BB beans.

Live feed updates!

Moms supporting dance dreams? Or dancing Toddlers & Tiaras?

Ramoner refuses to partake in Cuntess LuMan’s latest music video.

Eviction night!

Jeff gay bashes Dumbledore

A creeptastic, charred baby doll adds a chilling new layer

Hot from The Jersey Shore

Minicap of MasterChef

It’s not your fault; it’s your partner’s!

The first nomination ceremony takes place.

I don’t know about you, but I genuinely enjoyed last night’s episode of True Blood. It might not have been the most action-packed episode, but it was loaded with one creepy plot twist after another. And what was up with all the freaky doll action?? Sook inextricably found herself playing caretaker to an adorably helpless [...]

The tides start to turn against Teresa.

Plan or Coincidence?

The Southern Celebrity Mini-Nationals!

Wes sucks at life, and Theresa sucks at not being annoying.

Flashing back to Kick-Ass’ kick assedness

The REAL Chicago Supreme Title goes to… Pageant Director Maxine and Emcee Betty are done with their margaritas and are bringing glitz to Chicago in this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras(note:  Chicago doesn’t need your damn glitz, but would enjoy your vote).  We have two girls and one boy competing as well as one complete [...]

Remember when people from different partnerships went home?

Nigel does his best to make America barf.

Indiana!

7 naked bodies, 2 hawks, and a dead parakeet take center stage.

Which teams’ determination will downspiral into a psychotic break less than halfway into the challenge?

Bentley’s back and more evil than ever! Plus, self-love and self-elimination.

Crash and burn

True Blood returns for season 4 with witches, and faeries, and vampires – OH MY!

A new show to love!

Rehab is back!

Minicap of Masterchef Mystery Box #2

Bentley’s back and the boys are bummed about it.

Rage. Blinding White Hot Rage.

Interview with a pageant vampire.