POSTS TAGGED: spoof

Caroline gets a job, Teresa loses her ass, and Kathy starts global warming.

Cassie’s audition

Breezing through Friday with People Mag. It’s Friday. Did I say that?

Not much happens, but we get to see Melissa’s hairy stomach so YAY!

12 tickets to paradise! Ashley and the boys go to Thailand.

Finale!

The final day of auditions.

Bringing up stuff you don’t care about one last time!

The Top Twenty are revealed and dance in their own styles.

Last Bad Girl Standing.

Bridezillas begins!

I am still in Texas visiting my parents, and last night they were playing canasta in the same room I was watching Real Housewives of New Jersey. It wasn’t the most exciting episode in the world, and they couldn’t understand why I was dying laughing. Teresa’s bathroom? Melissa’s texting terrible lyrics to some musically inclined [...]

Or pack your knives and go!

It’s over! Well, kinda.

At long last, Gasmii, at long last.  The only thing that could make me feel better about Hughnibrow’s railroading would be an immediate Naomi elimination the following week, and it was delivered!  Just like my eyes and ears from having to endure her further! The Quickfire Challenge was blind cooking pairings, which, while as ultimately [...]

A new champion is about to be crowned. Will the tween plague prevail?

Which little piggie will go home?

Woah, I said I liked turkey neck. Not suicide.

Sir BitchyPants returns. Again. Jakob and Katee make a run for it.

The top two crews battle, if you can call it that

SLC & Brooklyn in da Theater!

The return of the Wars!

Pointless experiments. Pfft.

Paris is back…for some reason.

If you like it, then you should have put a Ring Pop on it.

Yea.. I can’t think of a clever title this week. I’m tired okay?

AWESOME season finale to a great season, told in limerick form.

You gotta kiss a lot of sad dudes & one deranged one to find your prince.

In which the casting agents earn their keep, and then some.

Teresa’s dumber than you thought.

Flirting, Cabo plans, and talk of flying to Vegas to get married

The end has come.

Adam’s return coincides with Nany’s magical journey of self-discovery.

Everyone’s mean to poor Teresa

More daddy issues than the cast of Lost…

The fourth season finale of Gossip Girl has some twists and turns.

Down to two!

Someone’s goose is cooked.

After hometown visits, one of the final three is eliminated.

The roomies go on vacation, have stupid fights, start a charity, and have daddy issues.