POSTS TAGGED: spoof

Love, Survivor Style

For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis teaches a baby stuff, Vicki looks for facial compliments, and we meet the giant toothed new girl.  Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m [...]

It’s Makeover Time!

For more episodes, just keep it playing! Just another day of bulls**t: Selena Gomez’ love for Justin Bieber is killing her slowly, Ray J wrote a song about getting to Kim’s ass before Kanye, and Paula Abdul gets some vindication.   For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out [...]

Pleaselettherebebarfing… pleaselettherebebarking… PLEASElet therebebarfing!

Sorry, we’re a week late, we took Lil’ C down to Florida to get her some hair plugs since she’s seven months old and still bald. Unacceptable! We heard the best hair plug guy in the business lives in Florida, and he’ll even braid it for free. Unfortunately, he was on a vacation to LA [...]

OWN getting into comedy?

Balut. It’s What’s For Dinner.

Hmm, Trailer Park yahoos, Satan and Nicolas Cage?Yes Please!

Phillip’s Special. Just not in the way he thinks he is.

What Wood August Do?

Phillip’s Phantasy World

I’m back bitches! As you may have noticed, my ass was MIA last week. But as luck would have it PlathAddict stepped in and took control of these ho’s and I am eternally grateful to her, although a little afraid I could be hit by a bus tomorrow and as long as she took over [...]

This week on Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) make their way through the finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ third season and straight into the yell-y reunion show, where Kim Richards tries to remember who set what appointments where and Adrienne Maloof gets fired on national [...]

Starting Over

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi told everyone Ad’s babies were made out of playdo mixed with donkey sperm and carried by an illegal 13 year old K-mart checkout girl. And that’s fueled about 20 hours of TV. We open where we left off, at Lisa’s party/excuse for people to gift her [...]

RED SHAAAAAAAAAARPIE! This was quite a gratifying episode.  There were so many wonderful aspects of tonight’s episode!   The pen!  - The foster mother takedown! – Jack continuing to be a (somewhat subdued) badass! -  The Mason Treadwell of it all!  Didn’t I just bring him up last week? Was a great show – what [...]

The sheriff returns. I wish his shirt had stayed behind.

Hitting the reset button

dcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F84062747″> Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com), Ronnie Karam (TVgasm.com), and Matt Whitfield (Yahoo) were all back together this week on Watch What Crappens, and just in time for Faye Resnick’s latest irritating turn on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.”  The guys break it all down as well as every other detail of the episode (including a [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Flaming Gaysian Muppet reappeared for a Bad Wig-Off with Ken,… Let’s just call this one a tie and mourn the idea of growing bald gracefully, shall we ladies? …Adrienne almost ran over Paul in her escape from the flames of a fire she feared would catch [...]

The Mental Defective League, in formation

A fresh spin on the tale of the Miller’s Daughter

Tom Cruise tugs on the joystick (not in a dirty way)

And…..we’re back. This season is flying by. Ok we start off with Bluto confronting Paula about last nights events. At first Paula tries to keep control of the situation but it becomes clear pretty fast that Bluto has turned a corner and is standing up to her. Bluto tells her that unless she apologizes it [...]

Not the real trailer – but you guys know Ms.VanCamp is the new female lead in Captain America 2, right?  We knew her when… Much has been made of how REVENGE has gone off the rails this season – has lost the thread, forgotten the purpose, abandoned the raison d’etre, for cryin’ out loud! And [...]

Church Lock In!!There are 115 cardinals locked in the Sistine Chapel for a slumber party. They all get a sleeping bag, a Tiger Beat magazine, and a ballot for Pope. Who will win? Who will be humiliated in defeat?!!? We have no idea, so we brought in Papal expert Tim Gunn to educate us on [...]

Eye’m in misery

Jason Statham has tons of empathy, and head nearly big enough to land a lunar module on.

We begin with Jenn arriving home first to tell Stephanie what happened and what’s about to happen. Suddenly you see Rocky come flying into the house like a bat out of hell, up the stairs to her room to change and then out to the hallway where Jenn is. They square off, shove each other [...]

The Dust Bowl

Mamma Mia, here we go again…..

Dear TVGasm readers, As you may have noticed Fran and I have not been around recapping your favorite million dollar scramble sponsored by Ford Focus, The Amazing Race. Right now Fran is out of town because she had a death in the family. Some second cousin got his ding dong stuck in a leaf blower [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle didn’t understand why being a bad person meant Lisa didn’t want to hang out with her any more, … You’ve angered me so much that my wattle has dropped in front of the cameras. YOU ARE BANNED FOR LIFE. Kim Twitchards got Selena Gomez’ nose in [...]

In the belly of the beast…..

This week starts off with Stephanie,Paula and Jenn heading out to Loco’s to eat and discuss why no one is getting along and the rest of the girls stay home and do the exact same thing. Ya know why ya don’t get along? Cause you are all crazy bitches. The end. Oh and by the [...]

All I’m saying is that if somebody had given this kid a catcher’s mitt, maybe we wouldn’t be in this situation right now.

STFU Shamu!!

On this very special Double Feature ReDub of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards falls off the wagon after lecturing Taylor Armstrong about dryness and the ladies head to Paris to embarrass the country some more. Then it’s a Lisa Vanderpump/Kyle Richards passive aggressive showdown!  I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping about Lisa Vanderpump on Dancing with the Stars and some private emails we’ve been receiving about Vanderpump Rules cast tragedies. Then it’s off to Paris with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and back to [...]