POSTS TAGGED: spoof

The chefs nearly burn to death in the Bahamas!

Tamra cries, Vicki woohoos, and God hates women

A season chock full of craycray begins

Thanks for playing, Hantz!

Quote of the week, “You belong in a cave.”

Daisy’s dad is a jerk, but not enough of one to even be mildly interesting.

More scripted than ever before, but who cares?

American Idol, Top Chef, and America’s Next Top Model

Puffy Eyes and Broken Hearts.

Elsa gets wasted and art gets a kick in the nutz

The past comes back to haunt (and taunt) the chefs!

Now with more parental cameos than ever!

The girls take the stage in really tight clothes

iPad 2 fans

Time to start making housecalls…

Including me for having to watch this crap.

All trashy things must come to an end

Time can make us so cynical, and nothing makes you realize quite how much time has passed until another season of American Idol begins. It’s more sentimental than New Years. This is year ten, so it’s been a decade and we’ve spent roughly nine hundred thousand hours in front of this heah show. Salty drip [...]

Parental issues wreak havoc for our favorite Upper East siders.

A butterfly emerges and lots of collectibles win cars.

Rodeo Princess pageant in Bridgeport, West Virginia! Yee-ha!

More insanity than you can shake a stick at.

Some say goodbye; some say hello

A bunch of idiots take a trip into the woods for two days with no drugs. Gasp!

Being ratted out, rat’s blood, actual rats… but never any ratty hair! NEVER!

The kids are NOT all right. Thanks to you, parents.

Season of the Fuglies.

Kim is a greedy, despicable, talentless slut. And Sheree probably digs anal.

Blair’s sleep-deprived schedule leads to several (funny) mistakes.

The muppets and cookies. AW

And a new Housewives was born.

To celebrate Oscar week, the gasm recappers take on the Best Picture Nominees

Final Round Up

Gaia gives her all for the House of Batiatus.

A 2 1/2 hour hostage movie (that blew to begin with) is crammed into a 40 minute TV episode.

Miss Andy LaBobble gathers the coven for an hour of pointless pot-stirrage

How much cock could a cock block block if a cock block could block cock?

Hell hath no fury like a Valentine’s-scorned Blair!

The Char Show

Another go at destroying Camille and Medium. It’s sick. And really fun.