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Being ratted out, rat’s blood, actual rats… but never any ratty hair! NEVER!

The kids are NOT all right. Thanks to you, parents.

Season of the Fuglies.

Kim is a greedy, despicable, talentless slut. And Sheree probably digs anal.

Blair’s sleep-deprived schedule leads to several (funny) mistakes.

The muppets and cookies. AW

And a new Housewives was born.

To celebrate Oscar week, the gasm recappers take on the Best Picture Nominees

Final Round Up

Gaia gives her all for the House of Batiatus.

A 2 1/2 hour hostage movie (that blew to begin with) is crammed into a 40 minute TV episode.

Miss Andy LaBobble gathers the coven for an hour of pointless pot-stirrage

How much cock could a cock block block if a cock block could block cock?

Hell hath no fury like a Valentine’s-scorned Blair!

The Char Show

Another go at destroying Camille and Medium. It’s sick. And really fun.

What’s better than a double rainbow? A TRIPLE RECAP, of course!

FahBeeOh f’s up an American classic any teenager can easily create.

I’m on the screw-up’s side once more.

Blair works overtime at W to get her uptight boss laid.

Groovy girls take the stage

The Chefs play at food-styling and irritate the hell out of Lorraine Bracco!

More lessons on trashy rich people

Mini cap of last night’s Top Chef

NeNe VS Kim! Cynthia VS Gramps! Sheree VS an uppity casting assistant!

Dan and Blair square off as sexually frustrated intern rivals at W.

Batiatus has been pissed on, now he’s pissed off!

Final semi finals.

Angst, heartbreak, and drunkenness…school dance!!

Rottenest Georgia Peach of them all.

Kailyn takes a beating this week.

There’s something for everyone in the House of Batiatus

Flying clothes and drunken ho’s.

A new family moves to the Upper East Side with ulterior motives.

Semi finals, rounds 1 &2

Putting on air

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Bbitz returns to the gasm for a swing at night two of Idol.

It’s week two, so let’s see what these dingbats are up to.

The family channel sure is sending mixed messages these days.