POSTS TAGGED: spoof

In the belly of the beast…..

This week starts off with Stephanie,Paula and Jenn heading out to Loco’s to eat and discuss why no one is getting along and the rest of the girls stay home and do the exact same thing. Ya know why ya don’t get along? Cause you are all crazy bitches. The end. Oh and by the [...]

All I’m saying is that if somebody had given this kid a catcher’s mitt, maybe we wouldn’t be in this situation right now.

STFU Shamu!!

On this very special Double Feature ReDub of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Richards falls off the wagon after lecturing Taylor Armstrong about dryness and the ladies head to Paris to embarrass the country some more. Then it’s a Lisa Vanderpump/Kyle Richards passive aggressive showdown!  I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) spend some time gossiping about Lisa Vanderpump on Dancing with the Stars and some private emails we’ve been receiving about Vanderpump Rules cast tragedies. Then it’s off to Paris with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and back to [...]

Can you be crazy and/or lazy and still stick around??

Time to rejoin the nut nuts again. Let’s see what’s up! We find the bitches still talking/screaming about Shannon putting Rocky in bed with Creepo Jerry. Charlie is pissed, Paula is pissed and Rocky is so pissed she’s crying. All Shannon can say is she put her in bed with him so she could be [...]

Crazy…Lazy

Peek-a-boo…Eye see you!

The SHOCKING season finale!

Man, I love when Ad does the opening of the show. Previously, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, mmmmmmmmmm,…. Paul stood up for his Frankenstein before finding out that she would be accusing him of child abuse and leaving him for a child drug addict. Poor guy. The editors tried to warn him that [...]

The so called favorites take on a tribe of fans.

Favorites?!? I do not think that word means what Survivor thinks it means.

There once was a giant named Tiny….

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor runs off with a married man and leaves her brat behind, Kim unveils her new Jack in the Box nose, and everyone yells at Brandi more. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find [...]

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Twitch told Kyle that if she thought Twitch had three lips, then it might be KYLE who was drunk, Now who’s crazy? Fred Flinstone called Brandi a bitch in public and acted like a caveman and made us all laugh inside that he got dumped by his [...]

  (Hi there Gasmi, well it’s that time of the year, and love is in the air. No wait, that’s gas. I’m blaming the dog for that. Or I would be if I had a dog. Anyway today we are going to take a look at a few celebrity relationships, because I we have to [...]

Hello my lovies. It’s that time of week again. Drag the trash to the end of my driveway, vacuum up all the dust elephants, oh and write about the craptastic wonderousnous that is Bad Girls Club! Let’s get right to it. Nikki was drunk as hell and so shocked by Shannon’s giant nipples that she [...]

On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) wile the hour away talking trash about Adrienne Maloof’s a-hole chef being sued for defamation, Vanderpump Rules’ terrible trashy horrid addictiveness, and Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s circular yapping. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell [...]

Next Week On: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle leads Ken into thinking he’s a comedic genius, Yolanda demonstrates how lemons can bitter up a lacking personality, and Adrienne finally shows her (hideous construction zone of a) face in public. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, [...]

(This week on Dear TvGasm  everyone’s favorite non-threatening first boy crush for people who are too old for One Direction, Justin Beiber is dealing with the growing pains of being a an aging teen pop star,  and in a completely fictitious way reaches out to Dear TvGasm for some of that wonderful non-asked for advice.)   Dear [...]

Online dating at an international crossroads.

This week, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the staff of SUR all travel to Vegas, and EVERYONE on Bravo eats Moroccan food. There’s shirtless douche fighting, witless knife wielding, and brainless strip teaching. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell us what you want us to talk about, join us on [...]

(Hi there Gasmi, if you’ve watched any of Top Chef so far this season you are aware that is a prolonged call for help. Or a four month long insulting money grab by Bravo and Magical Elves. Either way, it hasn’t been pretty, so let’s see what completely made up help for fictional problems we [...]

***I am not planning on video recapping this season, but MrsMiaWallace is out of town so I stepped in with a vid. Hope you like!  This week on Project Runway, Tim and Heidi are back with a pack of crazies and this time they’re gonna have to work in teams. Finally, a season where murder [...]

Whale sings the body electric

Hello Gasmites! This week we start off where we left off last week. With Janae’s drunk ass getting her ass beat. The last thing we saw, Nikki and Valentina had Janae by the hair on the floor. Valentina just keeps whopping the shit out of Janeae’s head as Janae keeps yelling no no no no. [...]

The Bizarro Episode

Next Week On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi finds her calling on a pole, Suzanne Somers brags about her 13 year old jayjay, and Yolanda explains the difference between a cheap ho and a wife. I’m also writing full recaps of each episode! Find the recaps here. For more videos, subscribe to our [...]

This week, Ben Mandelker (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) of Watch What Crappens delve deeply into the Diamond Water non-phenomenon and giggles at Kim Richards’ ghost busting. Stallion Booty is also on the menu, as are Reza sobbing impressions and another attempt at a decent Kandi voice.  To talk to other listeners and tell us [...]

Padma’s a Pompous Piece of Poo

Angry Aiden – I mean he looks good, I guess? Well, if they were going to all take a vacation – I wish it would have been a bit more festive. More along the lines of royal wedding in Moldavia. Although that ended badly, didn’t it? All in all, I can’t say I understood anyone’s [...]

(Hi there Gasmii, This week on Dear TvGasm we have a wonderfully and completely fabricated sit down with semi-fictional character, Horrible Kyle Richards, and find out what exactly our little Kylebot is feeling this season in her own words. That’s right, unlike in season one when Kyle was having problems with Camille, and brought Faye [...]

Kevin’s back, tell your friends.

Belle proves that brains beat brawn. Well, most of the time.

Restaurant Wars. Plus, Padma Sucks.

Cell phones are overrated.

This week on Project Runway All Stars, the designers head to Paris, where they learn…well, nothing. They learn nothing. But the scenery is pretty!  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to check out my BS of the Day Gossip Rants and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Parody ReDubs! Prefer your recaps in written [...]

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