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Bethenny reaches her breaking point, but realizes the odds are in her favor in Atlantic City.

Bashing people is trashy. Look it up in the dictionary.

Top ten performance show

Ast is the noun for love in Icelandic.

Guidettes go to Aspen, and nothing really happens

Pureed hot dogs and patee are both disgusting.

Brain storm? Wintery mix of thoughts? A transient flurry of brain function?

We get to meet the Closet King.

Top Chef DC begins

Put to work and forced to do chores and learn respect for the first time in their lives.

First of all, I’d like to say a huge thank you to HappyHousewife for her fantastic recap of last week’s episode. I was on the other side of the country with no computer and no free time, so her subbing for me really helped me out. Second of all, I’m a little sad we’ve reached [...]

Can Chinese-Canadian cuisine beat out Swedish-Ethiopian, or will Atlantis-American take it all?

What to do when that body of that long haul trucker you have stashed under the floor boards begins to turn ripe

Eleven have been chosen.

Vegas wrap up and home visits.

Welcome back everyone! So excited for this episode! Let’s get right into it! We start off with the boys in the living room and they’re all looking cute and sleepy. Except Weatherman, who of course looks like he’s been up since 4am, rearranging his sock drawer and picking out ties. BTW – I totally have [...]

This show is turning into a nighttime version of Passions.

Revisiting S.W.A.T

A flashback to the film “Prejudice”

The Challenge nears the end…and balls.

Dallas, Nashville, and……Vegas?!?

This return is more of a whimper than a bang.

Top Chef takes on improv.

Remembering Wild Things

Final Five

Welcome to a new season of “The Bachelorette”! My name’s bBitz and I’ll start by saying I’ve never watched a minute of these shows. In all honestly, I’ve given my best friend shit for years for pissing away endless hours on what I called a “whorefest”. But here I am now – dedicated to a [...]

V’s first season comes to a close.

Semifinals Results: Miley Virus spreads.

Revisiting the brilliant Starship Troopers.

This is the true story … of a risky MTV gamble … picked to become a pop culture phenomenon … and eventually a reality television institution … Find out what happens … when the Brooklyn cast stops filming … and starts making some ambitious strides in their lives. When The Real World: New York premiered [...]

Double the pressure, plus double the bad puns, double the awkward pauses, double the bad costumes, and double the fake boobs.

Season finale time!

This week starts out with a mystery. Not the one where we all wonder why on earth Jill would get drunk on her own power and smash an entire country’s faith in her.

Tonight on American Idol, we are treated to visions of gay hell and the story of how Harry got herpes.

“We’re doing a musical episode? Really? That’s… weird.” Let’s address the elephant in the room right at the start: Yes, this is the musical episode, and yes, the musical numbers are, by and large, pretty half-assed. This episode was a part of a special week of Glee-related music-themed programming on FOX, though judging by the [...]

How the world’s smartest man views possible human/alien relations

If Joy Behar had a drunk hookup with a Who from Whoville,
Miranda Kirby would be their love child.

Ms. Teen may have won the battle but she certainly fucked up the war.

Tonight, American Idol Gives Back! To poor people in Africa, who never really gave American Idol anything. So they’re not really giving back, they’re just giving. Actually no they’re not. You are. Or probably not cuz you’re a cheap little jerk. Actually, I don’t know WTF is going on tonight, so let’s just watch it [...]

Tonight on Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty we land in Tokyo – a place I would LOVE to visit! Japan’s high price of beauty.