POSTS TAGGED: spoof

… and she won’t stop until Trey understands that, DAMMIT!

Heather and Aviva rendezvous at the infamous park bench to chit chat about stuff.  There’s not much for the squirrels and vagrants to see in this episode of As the Park Bench Turns.  No shiny shellac nails or blackmail this time around.  I’m a drool, I mean, a cool girl, right?   Aviva tells Heather [...]

Down the tubes went Ali P and Holly last week.  The housemates gather up to see who comes back up those tubes.  Jeffrey sees Ali P as dumb, transparent strategy and Holly as a liar and says he doesn’t need either of them.  Neither do we, Jeffy.  Neither do we. Kevin and Mike are chatting [...]

The theme running through this week’s episode is Aviva trying to get Ramona invited to London.  Cut it out, Aviva!  We need the drama. The countess visits an acupuncturist in her search to conceive a baby.  Acupuncture, yes.  Bedroom, NO! Oh, how romantic.  Can I smoke when we’re done?   Meanwhile, we learn more about [...]

(This week Dear TvGasm answers questions from some of the characters on the HBO show True Blood)   Dear TvGasm, I’m having a problem with a friend. Now the back story might take some time, but it helps to understand my problem.  Okay, awhile back I got kind of friendly with this guy who works [...]

Twenty-seventh time’s the charm?

Tamra has tearless evil eyes.

Plus bonus ringers!

Last week on Glass House, we met the players and got to learn the process of the game.  Unfortunately, we had to deal with a whole lotta Alex “Prime Time 99″ Stein.  As the most hated in the house, he went down the tubes with Jacob, the guy with way too much energy and false [...]

The Real Housewives, in their own words

This week’s episode opens with Ramona inviting Carole and Aviva to lunch so that Ramona can discuss Heather dissing her by not inviting her to London.  Carole has a great suggestion that they hold a “talking intervention” since Heather is a big ole blabbermouth.  Do you guys see that elephant over there?   Meanwhile, LuAnn [...]

Sabotaging Heather’s homage to herself.

  Paddy cake, paddy cake…  Well, it happened kids! Finally! And it almost didn’t happen (I’m looking at you, Nicole…)! SPOILER ALERT! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Jenna was retired in Thailand. God, Jenna made me tired. Do we really think she just got the bitch edit or was she really, you know, a [...]

All righty, Gasmii!  It is our very first episode of the already drama-filled Glass House.  Be prepared, as there are many things by which to annoy you encased in this clever house of glass. First we meet Alex and Andrea.  Alex is a douchebag with way too many teeth.  He calls himself Alex “Prime Time [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

Hold onto your seats, Gasmii! We’ve got a house full of 14 annoying stereotypes on a show that seems to be a combination of Big Brother, Solitary 1.0/2.0/3.0, and The Jetsons.  I love Solitary and The Jetsons, but have never watched one episode of Big Brother.  Hopefully I can handle an entire season of this. [...]

These women have problems, and we’re here to point them out

Last week Gary went home. Boo. We liked Gary. Unfortunately the actual weak link of the team (starts with a L and rhymes with LIZ!) had immunity, so it was Ciao to our funny, happy guy. We begin in Florence where the teams find their newest clue. The teams shall remain the same. Neither Jenna [...]

Take another shot at marriage!

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra cackles about marrying a gay, Vicki fakes excitement about a fake fur, and Heather gets pissed at a drunk girl. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel here or visit my video archives at CankleTV! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Dear TvGasm has a heart to heart with Bethenny Frankel

Alexis won’t be intervened.

Love. Her. Ribollita! Ricotta (non)cheese! Bacci ball! Cat’s crazy backteased hair! You guessed it, Gasmii, we are in Italy! The reshuffled teams board the plane to Florence and are sent on the chase for the E.I. Zany stereotypical American tourist running around ensues.  American reality shows making the US of A proud for over a [...]

TV Chefs reach out to Dear TvGasm

It’s a pretension intervention.

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

Just because they’re fictional characters doesn’t mean they couldn’t use some advice

Tyrion steps up, Joffrey steps inside, the Hound steps down, Cersei steps closer to crazy.

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.

This is…finally the finale. Not that I haven’t enjoyed this season but all I want, once a competition begins, is to know who the winner is.

  Real Housewives of New Jersey bruiser Caroline knows how to make her children feel loved. Well, her male children at least. To hear good ole mom tell it, her penisless offspring is a fat unlovable whiner who couldn’t get anyone other than her handsome-ish brother to take her to Junior Prom. Caroline Manzo has [...]

Let’s face it. These chicks need help.

The End of the School Year Party vies for blood feud status.

Trying to recap two season finales airing on the same night is insanity, Gasmi!  So, my apologies for the delay, but since we have THREE FREAKING HOURS of TV to discuss, I figured it was better to get the other recap out of the way first.  Hopefully you’ll feel that this one was worth the [...]

Alexis teaches her daughters what’s important.

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki worries about insurance, Slade charms Gretchen with a ring pop, and Tamra poops on dumb ass Alexis. Enjoy!  Check out more videos in the Videos section here at the gasm or subscribe to my vid page on YouTube!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm [...]

True Love Conquers All. Or Does It?

TVgasm LOVES bad parenting, because it leads to amazingly terrible personalities to fill future reality shows. Alexis Bellino’s brood will have every show on Bravo by 2035. Thanks, Alexis!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you [...]

Dear TvGasm, They are picking on me because of my handjob show

Finale & Reunion Time!