POSTS TAGGED: Squishy Baby

Last week was Christmas in Biermann land.  It was a clash between Kroy’s idea of a real Christmas tree that was strangely green and reeking of forest-y freshness and Kim’s idea of a real Christmas tree that’s pre-decorated and boxed up in the Big Poppa Gift Emporium just waiting to be plugged in and skirted. [...]

Last week, it was the best of report cards, it was the worst of report cards.  Kim encouraged Kroy to try a new strategy of rewarding Brielle for failing a couple of classes by giving her back everything they’d taken away and letting her go to prom.  Brielle’s grades improved dramatically, and she had fun [...]

Last week, the Biermanns were making plans to keep making babies.  Since they can’t keep their paws off of each other, they’ll need to pursue birth control to time the births so that Kroy will be home. Learning the Art of the Mani-Pedi.   Nurse Kim knows very little about birth control or reproduction when [...]

Last week, Kim was under attack on all fronts, with the most recent attacks coming from her father.  The Italian Scallion called Kim a bad role model for having four children from three men, and called Kim a pathological liar.  He didn’t appreciate the deserved mockery of his chicken-armed, off-the-chart crazy wife.   This seksi [...]

Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of something else. The Biermann family is growing quickly, so they are building a new black mold dream home full of mirrors.  Plus, he’s gained a precious mother-in-law that is like antifreeze-laced icing on the crazy [...]

Even though one episode would have been more than enough for the premiere of Don’t Be Tardy…, Bravo is giving the viewers a two-part gift of Kim and all of the tackiness that revolves around her planet.  Now, let’s get down in the mud and wallow around, shall we? This episode opens with Kim reading [...]

Good news!  Kim is back for another season of Don’t Be Tardy…  How exciting!  Will we see her in a double wide suffocating under a ton of hoarded cheap shit, cigarettes, and wigs this season?  Be patient, my little pretties, it’s coming…one day…maybe…probably. Life seemed pretty good for Kim when we last saw her marrying [...]

Another day, another briefing for our favorite baby, K.J.  With only two weeks left until the big day, momma is getting nervous while K.J. dreams of new ways to escape.  Maybe the blimp will crash into our home and I can fly away and live with turtles.   Kim meets up for lunch with her [...]

The Teen Mom 2 engine has a lot more power and a much more raw style from the Teen Mom 1 ladies.  These moms are scrappy, and less poised.  Even though they’re in their second season, there is no weariness or acting, really with this bunch.  They just seem so much younger, more naive than [...]

Teen Mom 2, where the girls are twice as trashy, the babies are twice as cute, and the fights make me cringe twice as hard for everyone involved in this sick, sad world that is so far from MTV’s Daria days that it makes me sad for the olden days of hanging out in my [...]