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Another two-episode week. MTV hates me.

in·teg·ri·ty 1. adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

For he today that GTLs with me shall be my bro, be he ne’er so pale….

Once more unto the beach, dear friends, once more…

Let’s dive right in, shall we? Previously on Snooki & JWoww: Snooki is pregnant; Snooki decided to invite the Jersey Shore roommates over for dinner and to announce her engagement and pregnancy; JMomm is doing a terrible job pretending that she is not insanely jealous about Snooki’s impending domestic life. I don’t care, I love [...]

Guess who’s NOT coming to dinner?

This show is completely ludicrous, I feel.

They’re baaaaaack…!

Hell On Earth

And so, good night, until the next season airs.

One Meatball stands alone.

Hail, hail, the gang’s all here!

A teen heart-throb playing a teen heart-throb.

Two words: Bernadette Peters.

That’s a wrap!

Ivy is NOT having a good week.

Poorly played, MTV. Nobody cares anymore.

Let’s Be Bad

Never underestimate the importance of clear diction.

Joltin’ Joe’s not gonna go away. Hey, hey, hey.

Only three episodes left!

Better late than never!

If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine.

The Callback

SuburBint takes over Top 10 Duty!

Everyone wins Worst in Show

SSDD

They say the neon lights are bright…

Snooki’s bladder and Mike’s psychosis.

Shout out and a huge thank you to readers sardini and snowshoecat, whose comments convinced me to watch the first season of this glorious trainwreck of a show. Because if I hadn’t watched it, I never would have seen this happen: This is going to be my go-to happy thought for months. Here’s a quick [...]

They’re on a mission from God.

This week on the Jersey Shore…. Danny is sick and tired of the housemates dicking off at work, and with Vinny and Mike gone he says that he’s going to find them new roommates. Our Guidos/Guidettes become very territorial and insular upon hearing this, except for Pauly D., who’s glass-half-full disposition recognizes an exciting opportunity [...]