POSTS TAGGED: Sunni Sideup

Ron dons a sweaty-looking gorilla suit, and gently scares awake a sleeping Jenni. He’s really taking ‘gorilla juiceheaded’to a very literal level, here.

I dunno, I just can’t see Jenelle in the midst of a screaming, cursing fight with Barb, storming out of the house all, “I’M GOING TO YOGA!”

… I don’t get this title at all

It’s court day, and Jenelle seriously looks like a Vegas stripper on a day off. Big hair, white sort of dressy sweatpants, and a white vee-neck Victoria’s Secret PINK shirt. Stay classy, kids in America.

We don’t call him Randelicious for nothing, babe. He’s hot, and he knows that all Chelsea’s moping will not unfuck this situation.

Two’fer Tuesday on Teen Mom 2 tonight but I wish they’d play something good, like some Prince or some Elvis.

Young love. It’s so un-refreshing when it’s unhealthy, and one of the lovers is totally resigned to the abusive nature of it so she holds on, not loosely as 38 Special tells us to, but with a death grip that rivals the way I’d hold on to the last donut hole in a group hunger situation.

Chelsea and Randy meet at a diner and luckily, Journey doesn’t kick on at the jukebox

I swear if next week’s double episode of Teen Mom2 is this boring, so help me I am going to write the whole recap as if Yoda I am.

Randy is dropping the dime on Chelsea, finally! He’s making her marinate in these choices. I wonder if he went and did some therapy ala Tony Soprano on the down low? If so, bra-vo, Randy.

Jenelle et al have driven me to not caring. It finally happened. I’m so invested and have such expectations from Teen Mom2 that when I’m let down, I just want to stuff my emotions.

This one’s gonna be a little on the rushed side, because for one, the episode was kind of boring and for two, it’s Tamale Day.  Nothing says ‘Christmas In Tucson’ like a white half-Jewish girl making the tamales!  Happy Hanukkah, from your favorite honorary chola, La Shy Girl (as named by Juana Chingaso) aka Sunni Sideup [...]

Season 2 Episode 2 of Teen Mom 2 is really just four film shorts that should be expanded into Lifetime: Moment of Truth movies. And it’s called ‘Curveball,’ but I maintain that it should be called ‘Moment of Truth.’ Every single one of them cried in this episode, there was maternal disappointment and growth, and [...]

Episode 2, Season 2 of Teen Mom 2 was really just four Moment of Truth film shorts that really should be turned into Lifetime movies.  And the movie could center around a plucky aging blogger played by Tiffani Amber Theisson, whom I have always said would play me in the movie if the plane carrying [...]

The Teen Mom 2 engine has a lot more power and a much more raw style from the Teen Mom 1 ladies.  These moms are scrappy, and less poised.  Even though they’re in their second season, there is no weariness or acting, really with this bunch.  They just seem so much younger, more naive than [...]