POSTS TAGGED: tabatha coffey

Hello Gasmii!  This week Tabatha heads to Clarksville, TN to makeover Bombshells a new salon that is only ten months in business and is already struggling to keep it’s head above water.  Apparently, the two owners are former coworkers who thought – Hey!  This can’t be too hard, let’s open up a salon! How all [...]

Hola Gasmii – and welcome to another fun filled recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  You know, I have to say that there haven’t been too many horrible owners. Sure, there’s been a few employees I’d like to fire (MELISSA SUCKS!) but for the most part, we just have ignorant owners who expect their business to [...]

Hola folks, and welcome back to another extremely late recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  I could give you a dozen good excuses, but the fact is that I cannot seem to get caught up and I take full blame for it.  Also, I’ve had a hard time finishing this recap because just a stream of cursewords kept flowing from [...]

Tabs and Norma Desmond whip a B&B into shape.

Baby Jane runs a B and B.

Howdy, Gasmii!  First up, I want to thank everyone who’s spent the season reading these recaps, and the folks who add great (and often hysterical) comments.  Special thanks for your support during my recent life-threatening (well, in my mind anyway) illness. Now on to the big announcement: I am thrilled to tell you that starting [...]

Tabs makes Princess Kim see the light.

Tabs gets Sir Francis Drake to grow a (tiny) pair.

Tabs turns around a holistic wellness center owned by Sir Francis Drake.

Tabs’ superpowers are bested by the evil that is Tanya.

Tabs tries her best to improve a dog day care/grooming business but sadly doesn’t succeed.

A beauty school gets turnaround, Tabs has a new beau, and curmudgeonly Mr. P shows his soft side. Sorta.

Howdy, Gasmii!  So glad to be back on the Gasm – and thanks to all of you who followed us to Facebook and back. It was a hell of a week last week.  First the hacking, then Davy Jones died.  LOVED him!  Total first crush.  And then one of my cats, who has an autoimmune [...]

Tabs does her best, but H Design owner Brian is beyond help.

Salon Bridgette (it’s French!) gets turned around by Tabs.

Tabs confronts the host of issues in Salon Bridgette, including a do-nothing owner, a spoiled brat daughter and unmotivated staff.

No ep this week! Cry into your chocolates.

Tabs turns a shop selling spoiled yogurt into a coffeehouse.

Tabs visits a so-called yogurt shop and transforms it into a cafe.

Pat’s Hair Shoppe rebuilds its reputation in a pretty new shop.

Tabs goes to Georgia to bring a salon up to date.

Beyond Salon is turned around, and in the process two employees get the ole’ heave-ho.

Tabs is back to kicking a-s and taking names!

Tabs works her magic on Ripples, a Long Beach gay bar. Head on over there, they’ve got water!

Hi, Gasmii!!  So sorry for the delay.  The Gasm has had some “issues”.   They’re also interfering with picture posting.  So this recap is a bit more text-heavy than usual.  I’m sure that will be resolved soon! So here we are at season 4 of Tabatha Takes Over (a/k/a Tabatha’s Salon Takeover).  This year, she’s branching [...]

Whoever owns rights to The Women should totally sue this sad excuse for a salon. Also, there’s a drunk and it’s not Sandra Lee (surprise!)

Tabatha vs. The SeaBitcha

Tabatha vs. Star-mutts

Tabatha departs for the golden state to rescue the marriage of Shannon and Frank.

Doug E. Fresh opens a salon

Five owners, half a brain.

Is this a salon, or a BUSINESS?

Miss T is back with a vengeance.

Hey ‘Gasmii hair-hoppers! How are you all doing tonight? Still in shock over the Finale? Glad we never have to hear Camila Alves speak again? Curious (like WaffleBoy) what Matt and Janine spent their dollar on? Well, I know we had basically put this season of Shear Genius to bed, but there was no way [...]

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hair-Worldâ„¢ this one last time. A couple of weeks ago I found a pair of testicles hanging in my closet, put them on, and sent an email to Brig Van Osten to alert her to TVGasm.com, to explain my role here as Shear Genius Shit Talker, and the fact [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back. You know, as a professional of any kind, whether it’s hairstyling, singing or drag-queen-backup-dancing, things don’t always go exactly the way you’ve planned. Sometimes you just have to roll with the unexpected changes that come your way and do the best you can to suppress the urge to throttle the people [...]

Good evening everyone (and by “everyone”, I mean the six of you left watching this show) and welcome. It’s a special evening here at Casa J-Mo, for I was the lucky recipient of both a raise and a hand-job today (not from the same person, though) and I’ve been celebrating so I am stuffed full [...]

What’s up, people? You know how Cameltoe always ends each episode this season with her silly little tagline, “Hair is impotent“? Well, we all know she’s really trying to say “important” but the letter R just isn’t her friend. Anyhow, on tonight’s episode of Shear Genius we’re going to be reminded once again that the [...]

Hello again hairgomaniacs! I know that I have been bitching a lot about how this show has taken a steep swirl into the toilet because of the crappy hosting (and speaking) abilities of Cameltoe, and that none of the guest judges have been remotely famous (or interesting) to anyone outside of the hair industry, and [...]

Happy Post-Oscars, everyone! Could you all believe how bad the hair was at this year’s show? I don’t know if it was the rain, or if Sarah Jessica Parker was trying to look all freshly-fucked on purpose to combat those nasty rumors about her and Matthew Broderick’s marriage being on the rocks, but Tabatha would [...]