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Good Morning, Gasmii!  It’s probably not morning for whomever is reading this, but I consider morning the three hours after I wake up, so whether that’s 9am-12pm or 1pm-4pm, I “good morning” everyone I damn see.  The current time is 12:48pm, PST.  Fuck off, I work long nights.  Speaking of, guess who’s got a baby, [...]

This JUST happened.

…total bitch.

This JUST happened.

Everyone’s a victim this week.

Episode 71: The High Episode 72: The Crash On this week’s Watch What Crappens, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo), Ben Mandelker, (bsideblog) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) talk crap about Don’t Be Tardy, Kandi Factory, and some good ole fashioned gossip before moving into the insanity that is Real Housewives of Orange County. We made this a late [...]

For more RHOC ReDubs, just keep the video playing!   Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen yaps, Alexis snaps, and Vicki’s family tries to get their man back.  For Alejandra’s hilarious recaps, go here. Want more ReDubs? Visit our YouTube page (please subscribe!)  and our Screening Room here at the gasm. I’m also doing [...]

There’s a grief that can’t be spoken…

This JUST happened.

Can I have more Colette?

This JUST happened.

We need a fainting couch STAT!

This JUST happened.

It’s like coming home…

“Jesus Jugs” is leaving

(This week Dear TvGasm provides words of, well maybe not encouragement, but definitely has words for The Real Housewives of Orange County and the rumors that two of the current housewives may be getting fired.)   Dear TvGasm, well there’s no way Bravo would think about firing an accomplished actress such as myself, right? Signed, You [...]

In part one of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Reunion, Alexis is afraid of old people, Heather is nice to clerks, and Vicki protects someone from getting gang banged.    To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back [...]

Plus bonus ringers!

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra cackles about marrying a gay, Vicki fakes excitement about a fake fur, and Heather gets pissed at a drunk girl. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel here or visit my video archives at CankleTV! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re [...]

Vicki cries, Alexis cries, Vicki and Alexis cry, and some random monkey cries.

A pretend look at next week’s stupidity.

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki worries about insurance, Slade charms Gretchen with a ring pop, and Tamra poops on dumb ass Alexis. Enjoy!  Check out more videos in the Videos section here at the gasm or subscribe to my vid page on YouTube!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm [...]

She’s a survivor and still a fame whore.

Real Housewives of Orange County star Tamra Barney is engaged. Supposedly the big reveal is going to happen on the reunion show, so they’re trying to keep it under wraps. A source told Life & Style, “They’re keeping the news under wraps until they have to film the reunion show in a few weeks. They are so [...]

A very special long ass episode

Bringing up stuff you don’t care about one last time!

Things start off with Alexis shopping with her “assistant” Dylan.  She has accepted Gretchen’s invite to visit her while she hawks her Beaute wares on community television in Texas.  Turns out Alexis is looking for a pair of boots that are made for walking and later reveals her marital strife and misery in a drunken [...]

‘Naked wasted’ is sooooo 2008.