POSTS TAGGED: Teen Mom

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Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

Hello Gasmii! I just picked up this show this week, so I am going to try to get Episodes 1 and 2 finished today, Episode 3 this weekend… and then we’ll be on track to watch these little cocoons called ladies flourish into beautiful butterflies. Last season on Teen Mom 2… Jenelle and Barbara fought [...]

Tuesday, September 4 The city of Los Angeles, California, was founded on this date in 1781. The forty-four Spanish settlers who were the first citizens of LA named their new city El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora La Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula, which translates as The Village of Our Lady, the Queen of the [...]

Tuesday, August 18 The Philadelphia Race Riots began on this date in 1964. Among the first racially motivated riots during the Civil Rights Movement of the ’60s, this riot lasted for three days and was sparked due to increasing incidents of police brutality against Black Philadelphians. America’s Got Talent (NBC 8pm) Twelve acts perform. You [...]

Tuesday, August 21 The Marvelettes’ song “Please Mr. Postman,” the first Motown song to reach the #1 position on the U.S. charts, was released on this date in 1961. Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family 8pm) Spencer uncovers Paige’s sordid history with Alison, but Emily is reluctant to heed her warning, Aria tries to help Ezra [...]

Tuesday, July 24 Hell’s Kitchen (Fox 8pm) Ramsay puts the chefs’ communication skills to the test; the contestants face their most important dinner service yet. This batch of contestants are excellent at communication — they have passive-aggressive body language down to an art. Deadliest Catch (The Discovery Channel 8pm) The opilio season comes to a [...]

Tuesday, July 17 Disneyland opened on this date in 1955. I can’t snark on that, I freaking love Disneyland. Hell’s Kitchen (Fox 8pm) The remaining contestants have a chance to impress chef Ramsay when they create items for the dinner menu. They will, however, squander that chance in an epic way. I’m sincerely hoping at [...]

Tuesday, June 26 The Cyclone at Coney Island, the world’s most famous wooden rollercoaster, opened on this date in 1927. It is both an official New York City landmark and a National Historic Landmark. US Olympic Trials (NBC 8pm) Swimming: Live from Omaha, Nebraska They’re holding them in Omaha so that Michael Phelps can chow [...]

Move over, Mrs. “Jew-dee-chay/ice”, there’s a new In Touch reality star in town! I was just at the grocery store picking up my usual healthy fare of Cheddar & Sour Cream Lay’s and Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Poptarts when I thought I made my greatest find of the day after seeing a package of break [...]

Shut up, Dr. Drouche.

She’s comin to get ya!

It’s coming back

Grandma, here I come!

Tuesday, February 7th   His own best friend. Spaceballs (HBO Family, 5:20 pm) President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. If I had an RV, I would totally strap rocket engines to it. The Daily Show with John Stewart (Comedy Central, 6 pm) Tilda Swinton. Just say no [...]

Tuesday, January 31st Inside the Actor’s Studio (Bravo, 7 pm) George Clooney discusses his child hood, film career and choices. It’s hard to believe Bravo hasn’t filled this slot with Housewives reruns. Glee (Fox, 8 pm) Mr. Schuester declares that it is “Michael Week” at McKinley High. I declare that it’s “No Bra” week at [...]

Tuesday, January 24th  Nothing stops The Blob! The Biggest Loser (NBC, 8 pm) The teams compete in a battering ram challenge to win rights to the gym. Battering ram? I AM a battering ram! All Star Dealers (Discovery, 8 pm) A treasure hunt through Dennis Rodman’s storage facility. Not it! The Rosie Show (OWN, 7 [...]

***SunniSideUp is on break this week. Please enjoy your newest recapper as a sub, CannedGinger! Welcome to the family, girl! Greetings Gasmii! I’m thrilled to be writing my first official foray into the fun world of recapping — one day I was reading this site compulsively to avoid hurting my co-workers, and just one year [...]

Tuesday, Jan. 17 Glee (Fox, 8 pm) Finn’s plans for after graduation surprise his friends. A spin-off show in which he goes to college that lasts six episodes before being canceled? Snooki, look out! Taboo (National Geographic Channel) Humans have an inherent urge to fight. In some cultures, the boundaries of what is considered acceptable [...]

Tuesday, Jan. 10 Oh great. Now they have to go to the bathroom. Texas Multi Mamas (WE, 8 pm) Casey takes her quads on a road trip. Remember your helmet! Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When the guys make their first attempts at sales, they are surprised to discover that Lee’s experience is no competition [...]

Chelsea and Randy meet at a diner and luckily, Journey doesn’t kick on at the jukebox

I swear if next week’s double episode of Teen Mom2 is this boring, so help me I am going to write the whole recap as if Yoda I am.

Tuesday, Jan. 2 Celebrity Wife Swap (ABC, 9 pm) Gayle Haggard, wife of former TV evangelist Ted Haggard, trades lives with Steffanie Sampson, who is engaged to actor Gary Busey and rejects organized religion. After experiencing Gary Busey lovin’, Gayle refuses to swap back. Rooint! Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When unemployed best friends Lee [...]

This one’s gonna be a little on the rushed side, because for one, the episode was kind of boring and for two, it’s Tamale Day.  Nothing says ‘Christmas In Tucson’ like a white half-Jewish girl making the tamales!  Happy Hanukkah, from your favorite honorary chola, La Shy Girl (as named by Juana Chingaso) aka Sunni Sideup [...]

Jailhouse rock

Season 2 Episode 2 of Teen Mom 2 is really just four film shorts that should be expanded into Lifetime: Moment of Truth movies. And it’s called ‘Curveball,’ but I maintain that it should be called ‘Moment of Truth.’ Every single one of them cried in this episode, there was maternal disappointment and growth, and [...]

She be crazy!

Episode 2, Season 2 of Teen Mom 2 was really just four Moment of Truth film shorts that really should be turned into Lifetime movies.  And the movie could center around a plucky aging blogger played by Tiffani Amber Theisson, whom I have always said would play me in the movie if the plane carrying [...]

The Teen Mom 2 engine has a lot more power and a much more raw style from the Teen Mom 1 ladies.  These moms are scrappy, and less poised.  Even though they’re in their second season, there is no weariness or acting, really with this bunch.  They just seem so much younger, more naive than [...]

Reunion!

Season finale!

A very special long ass episode

So here we are, a special 90 minute episode of Teen Mom.  These people are delusional, and the most insane thing is that of everyone on the show, it’s Amber and Farrah who are the least delusional in this episode.  Everyone else is losing it, kinda hardcore.  It was a long 90 minutes, too so [...]

Nobody’s staying anywhere in this episode

Yeehaw, y’all!  Amber’s in jail, Maci’s Southern Git ‘Er Done gene finally kicked in, Farrah’s on her way to sunny Florida, Caitlynn shows us she’s human and finally, all’s right in the Teen Mom Nation! AMBER We open with Amber, well really with Gary who’s telling us that Amber is in jail.  Freaking FINALLY.  I [...]

Debra’s commenting that she would love to be hiking, and Farrah lays into her about how it’s not her vacation, she’s there to help Farrah and omg, if I was Debra, I’d have reached over and smacked her like in Farrah’s 16 & Pregnant episode.

Kyle is gonna need to get good and drunk after legally committing to Maci

Amber goes on Date Night with Clinton