POSTS TAGGED: Teen Mom 2

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… the downside is that the world’s cutest dog is no longer with us. RIP Sweet Frankie! I am finishing up the full recap, but ran a little behind due to a long weekend in Vegas. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday January 14th

The smartest girl on Teen Mom 2 doesn’t want to get potty trained. Up first, I am posting a small montage of a few Teen Mom 2 candid (and completely staged) holiday pics. Um. Yeah. So. GROSS.  Your mommy loves the new baby more. Jace decorated his tree with Klonopin.  Teen Mom 2 was on [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2… Chelsea is two steps closer to getting her GED and three shades closer to being completely orange. Chelsea’s dad realizes that he’s going to be supporting his daughter for the next 18 years. At least. Leah is happy as a clam because two men like her, but one of [...]

Chelsea’s a moron. Jenelle finds a new family. Kailyn keeps looking for one. Leah keeps ruining hers. I must preface this recap to say that I am sitting inside my home office (read, bed) with my windows open… my neighbor is edging his yard and it’s so loud that I am on the verge of [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for the End of the Year (Almost)

The moms are back and someone’s off her meds… but she’s feeling fine… We will get to her in a bit. Leah and Jeremy make it official and become boyfriend and girlfriend. Leah tells Jeremy about cheating on Corey the week before their wedding… but that it was Corey’s fault. Jeremy doesn’t mind, he says [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday December 17th

Last week on Teen Mom, a bunch of girls made emotional mistakes that will likely affect their lives and the lives of those around them… This week, they do about the same, but without any jailtime. Kailyn is back with Jordan but he doesn’t trust her. She wants to visit her friend at Penn State [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday December 10th

Last week on Teen Mom 2, we saw Chelsea make the same mistake she always does. We saw Leah deflect blame the way she always does. We saw Kailyn excel at loving the wrong man the way she always does. And we saw Jenelle abuse her family the way she always does. This week… Leah [...]

This episode I’m recapping it by mom, instead of by scene… just to see which I (we) like better. Let me know… Chelsea is going to take more GED practice tests next week, but this week she has to focus on Aubree’s birthday party and sneaking out to watch Adam ride a toy. Her dad [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday December 3rd

Hello, I’m running late… I know… but I couldn’t get the video to play online to get pictures. Also, I will get snarkier as I get caught up and can give each scene its fair share of sarcasm. There is so much going on, but I’m just rushing through these first few episodes. Finally, I [...]

Hello Gasmii! I just picked up this show this week, so I am going to try to get Episodes 1 and 2 finished today, Episode 3 this weekend… and then we’ll be on track to watch these little cocoons called ladies flourish into beautiful butterflies. Last season on Teen Mom 2… Jenelle and Barbara fought [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday November 12th

More drama for your mama

C-Cups, here we come!

Translated: “Jenelle is a g*ddamn Care Bear,” FYI.

I dunno, I just can’t see Jenelle in the midst of a screaming, cursing fight with Barb, storming out of the house all, “I’M GOING TO YOGA!”

… I don’t get this title at all

It’s court day, and Jenelle seriously looks like a Vegas stripper on a day off. Big hair, white sort of dressy sweatpants, and a white vee-neck Victoria’s Secret PINK shirt. Stay classy, kids in America.

We don’t call him Randelicious for nothing, babe. He’s hot, and he knows that all Chelsea’s moping will not unfuck this situation.

Two’fer Tuesday on Teen Mom 2 tonight but I wish they’d play something good, like some Prince or some Elvis.

Young love. It’s so un-refreshing when it’s unhealthy, and one of the lovers is totally resigned to the abusive nature of it so she holds on, not loosely as 38 Special tells us to, but with a death grip that rivals the way I’d hold on to the last donut hole in a group hunger situation.

Chelsea and Randy meet at a diner and luckily, Journey doesn’t kick on at the jukebox

Randy is dropping the dime on Chelsea, finally! He’s making her marinate in these choices. I wonder if he went and did some therapy ala Tony Soprano on the down low? If so, bra-vo, Randy.

Jenelle et al have driven me to not caring. It finally happened. I’m so invested and have such expectations from Teen Mom2 that when I’m let down, I just want to stuff my emotions.

This one’s gonna be a little on the rushed side, because for one, the episode was kind of boring and for two, it’s Tamale Day.  Nothing says ‘Christmas In Tucson’ like a white half-Jewish girl making the tamales!  Happy Hanukkah, from your favorite honorary chola, La Shy Girl (as named by Juana Chingaso) aka Sunni Sideup [...]

Season 2 Episode 2 of Teen Mom 2 is really just four film shorts that should be expanded into Lifetime: Moment of Truth movies. And it’s called ‘Curveball,’ but I maintain that it should be called ‘Moment of Truth.’ Every single one of them cried in this episode, there was maternal disappointment and growth, and [...]

Episode 2, Season 2 of Teen Mom 2 was really just four Moment of Truth film shorts that really should be turned into Lifetime movies.  And the movie could center around a plucky aging blogger played by Tiffani Amber Theisson, whom I have always said would play me in the movie if the plane carrying [...]

The Teen Mom 2 engine has a lot more power and a much more raw style from the Teen Mom 1 ladies.  These moms are scrappy, and less poised.  Even though they’re in their second season, there is no weariness or acting, really with this bunch.  They just seem so much younger, more naive than [...]

Teen Mom 2, where the girls are twice as trashy, the babies are twice as cute, and the fights make me cringe twice as hard for everyone involved in this sick, sad world that is so far from MTV’s Daria days that it makes me sad for the olden days of hanging out in my [...]

Season 2 trailer

All of you will need it.

You can trade them for almost anything!

MELTDOWN.

Mini caps of V, Biggest Loser, and Teen Mom

Quote of the week, “You belong in a cave.”

Mini caps of V, Teen Mom, and Biggest Loser