Peace, Motley Crue.
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Like Teen Mom wasn’t already enough of a mess, we had to go and bring Motley Crue into it?
Let’s get to the part where we are stunned to learn that Gary Shirley gets laid, shall we?
This week on Teen Mom, there are puppies, prying grandmothers, Gary gettin slizzered, and I’m convinced we almost saw the first stroke ever recorded by an MTV camera when Kyle’s blood pressure surged as he realized he’s in a relationship with Maci, Bentley, and Bentley’s hot dad, Ryan. It made me think of eggplant, actually, [...]
MTV has renewed Teen Wolf for a second season. Teen Wolf averaged about 1.7 million viewers each week. Not bad for scripted. It’s most definitely not Teen Mom or Jersey Shore ratings, but it’ll do. I have to be honest, I’m not a fan of any of MTV‘s scripted shows, but they’re stuck on doing them, so [...]
After exploiting Teen Moms, Pregnant teens and every other teen genre under the sun, MTV‘s next exploitation venture is the world of high school dropouts. Nothing is set in stone yet, but word is out that they’re looking for a potential cast. I have mixed feelings about this…One side is: I hate they they glorify [...]
Teen Mom begins, Millionaire Matchmaker ends, V celebrates moms, and America celebrates fatness.
Leah is certainly accustomed to fatty milk sacs, Gary is her father after all.
Should have been called “Resolutions &, Oh Yeah, Farrah’s an Idiot”