POSTS TAGGED: teenage

Glee

GLEE: Men are better than women or at least teen boys suck less than girls. (Ummm…well ummm, actually…that could be debated. If you grew up in Greenwich Village, NYC then maybe no.)

Last week’s epi was all about Kristin Chenoweth. Fox obviously makes their guest stars earn their checks. She’s cute and blond and petite. Yay for her, give her a cookie. She was also annoying as shit and I couldn’t listen to that squeaky helium balloon voice for too long. Sorry Hun but I had that [...]

Glee

GLEE: This epi sucked and I used the word “bitch” and its variations about 158 times. Did I mention I’m PMSing?

I am on a two day countdown before Aunt Flo comes to visit. You’ve been warned. Would you like the good news or the bad news first Gasmii? Last epi “Showmance” was so raunchy and delicious so of course this one had to suck. That’s right. This epi sucked. Balls. And not in the good [...]

Glee

GLEE: Show Me the Romance! Or let’s just skip to the sexually provocative imagery.

And…Will drives up in his tin can car and the radiator (? Exhaust pipe? Engine?!) is dragging on the ground. I’m no car person so I have no idea what the hell it is and I only bring this up because this is how he made his entrance last episode, driving in with that piece [...]

Reality TV

Randomgasm: 16 and Pregnant: Baby-battered shrimps

***Another week, another random ass show we don’t cover. This one? Is a doozie. Please welcome Monamonzano with 16 and Pregnant! I am so, so sorry. This week on “Make me a teenage mother,” aka, “16 and Pregnant,” the season finale is all about giving away babies so they don’t grow up as Midwestern trash. [...]