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Guurrrrl is tired!

No “Flashin’….Lights” for me y’alls! S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my “Me daddy” says I gots to keep me under wraps. I totally understand. I AM a lot for the world to handle. Let’s give the public some time. Let me ease in this monsta’ balla’ prescence I have. I don’t want to put [...]

Fashion showdown, part two.

Levi explores getting back into rodeo; Zygote is a racist idiot; Ashley won’t shut up.

Interesting

Chef Cowell

Family business goes public.

So were you all breathlessly awaiting this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey?   Barely able make it through the week wondering if Jacqee and Ashley would make up?  Would Ashley move to California?    Will she ever finish the Lauren Manzo Makeup Empire t-shirts?  Beauty school or art school? Fate or free will? So [...]

New Years comes to New Jersey

She seems like a genuinely nice person. A nice person with hair that smells like dead poop. Come to think of it, her hair kinda looks like dead poop too.

This week things start moving at lesbianing fast speed.

Too much talky not enough choachy…

Yay for lesbian porn!

Do not operate heavy machinery while watching the SEASON FINALE of Glee.

Audrina juggles having a boyfriend and an occasional modeling gig.

It’s close

This week Glee throws a prom fit for a Dancing Queen.

Love, the Beatles.

Glee explores whether or not it’s cool to get a schnoz job.

Ole Dead Eyes is back with her very own show!

So many songs this week it’s like a frickeen opera. There’s even a death…

This week everyone talks about their feelings. And I mean, EVERYONE.

The issues with underage drinking are explored in depth, but not really cause this is Glee.

You know, a lot of stuff that has to do with making a come back.

It’s Valentine’s Day on Glee and I didn’t throw up my chalky hearts!

Season finale time!

A bitter blonde and a boring brunette walk into a cantina…

Crossover!

Glee does a Christmas ep so they can make a Christmas album!

Time capsule

It’s time for sectionals!

Wedding bells and Carol Burnett

Gwyneth shows up

Do not try to ingest these leftovers.

The final four get down and dirty with some monk fish.

This week the gaybos gab about coming out and dealing with the fams.

Boob glasses are all the rage on this week’s Real L Word.

The heat may be too much for us! We’re sweating like pigs just watching the intro!

Kitchen shenanigans with Gordon Ramsay and his hodgepodge group of freaks, skanks, and liars!

This made me laugh this morning.  Conan did his live show at Radio City Music Hall in NYC, and had a dance-off with his new basic cable buddies, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert.  Something about grown men, and trance music is really funny to me. Here’s the vid: