POSTS TAGGED: Television Recaps

Tabatha Takes Over

Hola Gasmii!  This is a quick minicap, I’ll get that full recap up quickly.  This week’s episode is a doozy.  We’re in Manhattan Beach at a bar called “Summer’s.”  Two years ago, the owner died and left the bar to his wife and two sons.  The wife has no idea how to run a business [...]


Tabatha Takes Over

Hola Gasmii – and welcome to another fun filled recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  You know, I have to say that there haven’t been too many horrible owners. Sure, there’s been a few employees I’d like to fire (MELISSA SUCKS!) but for the most part, we just have ignorant owners who expect their business to [...]


Tabatha Takes Over

Hola folks, and welcome back to another extremely late recap of Tabatha Takes Over!  I could give you a dozen good excuses, but the fact is that I cannot seem to get caught up and I take full blame for it.  Also, I’ve had a hard time finishing this recap because just a stream of cursewords kept flowing from [...]


V

Hi Gasmi, pop quiz. What do you think is the first thing you need for quality TV show? What’s that? How about a new and original idea that people have never seen before? WRONG! Bad Gasmi, bad! No development deal for you. No, I’m sorry but the correct answer is something that’s been done before. [...]


Make Me a Supermodel

…it’s like Stephen Ambrose nonfiction, only bustier. Exploring exotic western openings since America’s birth Ughhh, you guys, I am in SUCH a bitchy mood, I’m tempted to tell you who got booted in this intro and call this motherf***er a night. God giveth and god taketh away, and motherfu***rs, though I am an unfair, menstruating [...]


True Beauty

They called me chipmunk-cheeks in middle school. Guess I showed them! This week on True Beauty, four contestants remain: Paggie, LLL, Encino Man and Billy. In a surprise move, their moms (and Billy’s dad) come to escort them to a fake hollywood party, and they get judged on their conversational skills, beauty and ability to [...]