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Shartist’s Residence

Trick or . . . Well, That’s Pretty Much It

There’s actual continuity in this one. It’s strange . . .

What’s so mysterious about Chuck’s bulging package?

Poison. And the possibility of poi.

Felicia Tilman’s Food Network fail.

Gabby and Bree have total friendship wood.

The death of Dick.

Susan gets a kidney. Tom gets berated.

Two things: Juanita’s hilarious and Mike takes his shirt off.

The hills are alive with the sound of plot development.

Where are Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan when you need them?

Gabby needs therapy. And so does Marc Cherry.

Eggs are romantic. But also make you gassy.

Yes, friends, it’s come to this . . .

Oh, the humanity.

Bree causes a divorce, because that’s what she does.

Bree goes through The Change. Yup. It’s come to this.

Lynette tries to convince Tom mom is one taco short of a fiesta platter.

Lynette looks a gift horse in the mouth and insults it.

Lynette exploits her daughter. Marc Cherry exploits little people.

Tom Scavo smokes a doob chock full of mystical Italian spices.

DH is a repeat this week, and so is this recap. Come on in!

Desperate Housewives returns!

DH gets their sh** together for a decent season finale!

Bree decides to kick Sam’s cyborg ass to the curb.

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Eddie moves in with the Scavo fam, but that boy ain’t right. I mean, besides his hair and lack of any personality

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: That’s right, kids – the Wisteria Lane bitches are back! Well, except for Katherine, who I guess actually did go to Paris with her lesbian lova, Robin. Well, good luck on your new show, Dana Delany! And Julie Benz, good luck on your . . . on your . . . [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: McCluskey is cancer-free! Yay! So it’s time for a good ole fashioned Wisteria Lane party, replete with drinks, appetizers, and awkward revelations, as Katherine goes all Anne Heche on Robin’s ass and is all, I don’t know if I’m gay or not! Take me to Fresno so I can knock [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Gabby and Angie head on over to a studio lot in Los Angeles. I’m sorry? What’s that? They’re supposed to be in New York City? Yeah, no one’s gonna buy that, dumbass. While they’re on the Universal lot — fine, FINE: “New York City,” they run into Heidi Klum and Paulina [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives, Tom and Lynette totes forget Penny’s birthday, sealing her fate as the least cared about child since Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone. And/or Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. And maybe that poor kid who was in Home Alone 3. And to add insult to injury, Lynette [...]

This Week on Desperate Housewives: Geez, Julie Benz hit the jackpot after dying in Dexter, cuz this episode is all about her. Or her character, Robin, an ex-stripper. Lynette bitches at Robin about Parker wanting to do her; Gabby convinces her to convince Ana to move away; Robin convinces Bree to strip for Orson using [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: Remember when Susan inherited that strip club, and you thought, “Yeah, this’ll be fun for one episode, but that’s it, okay?” Well, StripperSaga continues as Susan convinces one of the Double D’s girls (guest star Julie Benz, who played a vampire on Buffy for about 8 seconds) to quit stripping, and [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Having firmly established both the plot and the repercussions of the plane crash, we’re treated to one of those episodes of the show where nothing really happens and everything is supposed to be funny. The operative phrase being “supposed to be.” Gabby and Susan have a falling out over the [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan inherits a strip club from Karl. It sounds funny, but it’s really not. Tom goes back to work (again) for Carlos in Lynette’s place. Bree decides to take care of Orson, not because it’s the right thing to do, but because she doesn’t want to go to hell. Atta [...]

Tonight on Desperate Housewives: It’s all about “What Ifs” as the ladies imagine themselves in different ways, which for Gabby and Susan means old and fat with no personality changes whatsoever, and for Bree and Lynette it means barely aging a day with no personality changes whatsoever. Some people live, some people die, and some [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: It’s the disaster episode you’ve been waiting for all year long! Lynette and Gabby continue the snipery regarding the whole subpoena thingie. Katherine goes cuckoo when her daughter returns and Susan fills her in on the truth. Bree finalizes things with Orson, who finds out about her and Karl, and [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan finally finds out about Bree, so you can check that off your list. Lynette sues Carlos over her job and it all ends up bitch-slapping her back in the face. Danny tries to kill himself Bell Jar style. Katherine jumps over the edge of sanity so far that I [...]

This week on Desperate Housewives: Susan does a little comm-serve time for, you know, shooting her neighbor (not that Katherine didn’t deserve it, because we all know she TOTALLY did); Angie finds out Bree’s secret; Gabby is still. Trying. To get. Juanita. Back in school. Please, Cherry, let’s just end that soon, mmkay? And Lynette [...]