POSTS TAGGED: Texas

Tonsil Hockey Wow.  Last week was such an information-filled episode, I get the feeling this week might not live up to the hype.  But let’s see. We open 290 miles outside of Philly and the Misfits are attempting to cross a bridge, presently guarded by some shady dudes.  Nora is talking one of the guards [...]

Like Farrah, but way sadder and less bratty.

X Factor Austin arrivals

Myranda and Eric learn how to take care of a baby in spite of themselves.

Someone gets chosen to be Top Chef… and someone else will bitch about it.

Keeping hot stuff hot and cool stuff cool just makes everything piss-warm…

More weird randomness and Chinese food!

The chefs flee Texas for the Great White North!

The chefs find out who won Redemption Kitchen. Then everybody cries. The end.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Wednesday, February 8th  Nature (PBS, 8 pm) Scientists follow a family of urban raccoons. Rural raccoons raid garbage cans. Urban raccoons steal cars. Modern Family (ABC, 9 pm) Claire thinks Phil’s new business partner (Greg Kinnear) is blatantly inappropriate, but Phil doesn’t notice. Of course Phil doesn’t notice; all sit-com husbands are practically retarded. Criminal [...]

Pee Wee Herman is back to terrorize Texans and creep out the Alamo!

Chummy teammates become bitter adversaries as the chefs are forced to cook to the death!

Jobless Grayson takes on Daddy Tom over some chicken-salad!

A diabolical conveyor belt and a visit from that scary-ass Charlize Theron in makeup!

Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvviiiiiiiillllllll bitches.

Time to play Pretend Restaurants and “Blame The Bore-verly”!

Two words: Restaurant Whores!

Wednesday, Jan. 11 One Tree Hill (CW, 8 pm) Clay and Quinn encounter a mysterious problem. No matter what they try, their DVR just will not tape the Venture Bros. Nature (PBS, 8 pm) Street-smart kangaroos move into Australia’s capital city. “Clean and sober. Have a mate and joeys. Anything helps. God bless!” Suburgatory (ABC, [...]

Thanks for proving once again that fat people are whiny lazyasses…

Tuesday, Jan. 10 Oh great. Now they have to go to the bathroom. Texas Multi Mamas (WE, 8 pm) Casey takes her quads on a road trip. Remember your helmet! Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When the guys make their first attempts at sales, they are surprised to discover that Lee’s experience is no competition [...]

We find out how much fun it is to cook with chemicals, and then everyone goes to HELL!

Tuesday, Jan. 2 Celebrity Wife Swap (ABC, 9 pm) Gayle Haggard, wife of former TV evangelist Ted Haggard, trades lives with Steffanie Sampson, who is engaged to actor Gary Busey and rejects organized religion. After experiencing Gary Busey lovin’, Gayle refuses to swap back. Rooint! Work It (ABC, 8:30 pm) When unemployed best friends Lee [...]

Twitter takes over and then Patti LaBelle finds BigFoot!

Gitchy-gitchy ya-ya Tom-Tom!

Time to get wasted on tequila and have a meltdown!

It’s Tequila night on Top Chef, and that means bringing out your not-so-inner big fat bitch!

Let’s go overcook some steak at SouthFork Ranch!

Cooking from survival-kits and making rich-bitches eat cigars is haaaard!

Cooking for the 1% really sucks because they are such a stick-up-the-ass bunch.

The chefs try to fry each other’s palates and cook dumbed-down chili!

Beware of spicy “food products” and don’t put beans in chili!

Thinking outside the flour tortilla is haaaaard!

Cooking murderous reptiles and/or Mexican parties!

Group Three is decimated and the Bubble Chefs compete!

No, really, Group 3 gets screwed. Hard.

Stuck On A Bubble In Texas

Bravo’s big-ass behemoth show returns!

Awkward dates and awkward confrontation make for some fantastic facial expressions.

Bam!