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It is the finale already! A two hour spectacular! Berry here at your service. Fran is trying to put Lil’ C down for the night. She’s teething and screaming up a storm. The double wide next door keeps throwing Coors cans at our door but what can we do?! We’re down to four teams: Team [...]

Hi Racefans! Boy oh boy, this season is flying by! Berry’s favorite team Tall & Tiny are out so we are not sure who we are rooting for anymore. This week on AR, six teams remain! Who will be eliminated next? Friday Night Lights (FNL)- Trey and Lexi Choke Out- Abbie and Ryan Mama Mia- [...]

First of all Barry wanted to say congrats to the San Francisco Giants who won some sort of ball sporting event and to a Panda who was named the MVP. An actual Panda?! If it’s not, I don’t want to hear about it! Back to the spooOOOooky Halloween edition of our Amazing Race recap! BOO! [...]

It’s done! But we love it so much we’re gonna finish twice!

A swarthy reality show host saves the world by doing what he does best, making love.

Remember those clowns?! Those married clowns?! No, not us, Fran and Berry, that married clown team from this season. Man, I hope those guys don’t surface on the next “all stars” season. The only clown we can stomach is Pennywise. “We all float down here.” We are still in Tanzania and Phil is fresh this [...]

Hey Fran and Berry here, back in the saddle for week eight of The Amazing Race. Now let’s get going because this saddle is crazy uncomfortable! Last week as the sun set on AR’s Tanzania leg Team Blowup came in first place and Team Girl Gun came in last, but it was a non-elimination round [...]

Hey everyone! Fran here! Berry is here too, he just downed a gallon of milk, no one even dared him. He just did it. Maybe he’s having sympathy pregnancy hunger or it could be that he’s lacto-loading for this gripping episode of AR. BERRY, WIPE THAT MILK OUT OF YOUR BEARD, PHIL IS TALKING!! Phil: [...]

The O’Cedar ProMist Mop; like herpes, only cleaner!

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are officially mid-calves deep in this season! Give yourselves a pat on the back! Unless you suffer from chronic back pain like Berry, then just blow a kiss into a mirror or something. Last week was a non-elimination round so on the plus side Bopper & Barfer have another chance to [...]

Hey race fans! Fran in the house! Don’t worry, Berry’s here too. Baby update: We just got back from a doctor visit to see how the little franberry is doing. They said they can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl yet because apparently my amniotic fluid is not so much fluid as it [...]

Fran here with Berry by my side ready to tackle Episode 2! Last week on the Amazing Race teams flew to Argentina and then this happened: “This ‘lil piggy goin’ to maaaaaarket!!!!!!!” Team Blowup leaves first at 2:46am. They must drive themselves to the Cafayate Town Square and wait for a “chasqui” (a mounted postman) [...]

Welcome back!!! To the Amazing Race and TVgasm! Berry and I are grateful for a lot of things. We have a partial roof over our heads. As much applesauce as we can eat. A little Franberry on the way. But the thing we are most grateful for today is that those clowns are gone! Thank [...]

The Amazing Race returns with a whole new cast of castholes. Fran and Berry here y’all! We are so happy to be back with Phil reporting on the front lines. A lot has changed since last season for us. The doctors said it was impossible! It’s a medical miracle! Fran (me) is pregnant! There is [...]

Hey fans and fanettes, it’s time to go out and get it DONE!!! Amazing Race finale style! The Amazing Race Season 19 is coming to a dramatic stop as this is our final episode! “I’m unemployed!!! Let’s recap this season 19 for one minute: Remember @RyanStorms? He remembers him. After 7 eliminations, there are lots [...]

Welcome back AR fans, it’s episode eleven y’all! Isn’t this season just flying by? It felt like just yesterday there were two dumb blonde pairs. Things are also exciting for us, Fran and I are considering taking a position becoming new parents and nannies in Hawaii! We need to find out which island, who the [...]

Hey AR Fans! This week we begin where we left off, in a funky gazebo surrounded by a wonky jazz band. Phil’s voice-over reminds us that last week was a TO BE CONTINUED episode. It’s weird when his V.O. interrupts his own speaking, it’s like I’m down the rabbit hole! Literally I fell into a [...]

Super Shady

OR The Continuing Stupidity of Team Sailboat!

Happy belated Halloween everyone! Hope you all had a great time and didn’t eat too much candy and get sick …Barry! He likes to eat Skittles until he pukes, he says the rainbow tastes just as good coming back up. Nasty Barry! Barry’s Halloween costume for next year. Anyway, last time on AR Team Peyton [...]

Hey there race fans, Fran here with Berry by my side. We just popped open a six pack of Diet Mountain Dew and a a fresh bag of Berry’s homemade roadkill jerky so we are ready to watch! Last week the Blonde Twins got off to a shaky start and they just kept on sucking, [...]

8 teams remain!

Double elimination!

The race is on!

I wonder if Joel McHale needs someone to lick his wounds. I’ll do it. Back off, I said I’LL DO IT.

Finale recap part 2!

Gary and Mallory could be the first hairless father/daughter team to win the Amazing Race.

Previously on the Amazing Race: Osama Bin Laden was eliminated. Still in the game is: White Daddy Issues Globetrotters Fake Trotters Team Edward Team Peepants The episode begins with Phil in front of a restaurant, telling us nothing. Zev & Justin leave first. Into the unknown. They have to sign in to get to the [...]

We begin this week in…..Austria. (You so crazy, Austria!)

Austrian wackiness

Snapple Presents: The Amazing Snapple Race (by Snapple)

Between team ASL and Marlee Matlin, Sunday nights are pretty deaf. Ya heard? Oh, I’m sorry, perhaps you hadn’t heard. Berry’s almost deaf and I have selective hearing so we’re in the same boat. Since all the teams are STILL RACING, we have the same cast of characters as we had last week. But here [...]

10 teams are still competing for a million dollars and their own self respect.

The Loser’s Edition

Sheep’s head, anyone?