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Emily Never After

Saturday, July 21 Not a whole lot on tonight, but I suppose it really doesn’t matter because the Weekly World News assures me that: So, been nice knowing you and everything, but if the Weekly World News says it’s going to happen, then it must be true. Sunday, July 22 German actress Franka Potente, best [...]

Monday, July 16 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s opera Die Entführung aus dem Serail, better known as Il Seraglio, debuted on this date in 1782. Now I want to watch Amadeus for the 50th time. What can I say, I’ve always had a soft spot for Salieri. The Bachelorette (ABC 8pm) The Men Tell All: Memorable bachelors [...]

Monday, July 9 During the Boxer Rebellion, the Governor of Shangxi Province ordered the execution of 45 Christian missionaries and church members, including their children, on this date in 1900. As many of you know, Angel, Spike, Darla and Drusilla took full advantage of the ensuing chaos, snacking on many of the victims, and Spike [...]

Monday, July 2 WalMart turns fifty today, as the very first WalMart store opened on this date in 1962. Freaking WalMart. The Bachelorette (ABC 8pm) Emily visits Arie, Chris, Jef and Sean in their hometowns. I can’t wait for her to meet all of Jef’s really good male friends. With whom he plays sports ball. [...]

Monday, June 25 Our favorite foul-mouthed, cranky-pants, world-traveling, hyper-critical chef, writer, and TV personality, Anthony Bourdain turns fifty-six today. The Bachelorette (ABC 8pm) The group travels to Prague; Emily must decide which men get to take her home to meet their families; Emily addresses Arie’s past relationship with one of the show’s producers. Reality show [...]

The final two guys meet Ashley’s family and pop the question.

Ashley goes on four home dates and gives one guy the boot after charming his family.

Bentley’s back and more evil than ever! Plus, self-love and self-elimination.

Bentley’s back and the boys are bummed about it.

12 tickets to paradise! Ashley and the boys go to Thailand.

Phuket is no place for sadness! Unless you don’t get a rose…

Heartache, heartbreak and the masked man revealed.

You gotta kiss a lot of sad dudes & one deranged one to find your prince.

My, how the tables have turned!

It’s “You Got Served” time at Bachelor Pad.

It’s Holla Back Spinster time as three women get the boot.

Germaphobe Wes faces sloppy seconds during a kissing competition.

Ali finally chooses an hombre!

It’s a delightful douche parade!

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Mini Caps of The Bachelorette and True Beauty

Mini Caps of The Bachelorette, Persons Unknown, and True Beauty

We begin with the cast leaving the shackles of frozen fortresses behind…

Ast is the noun for love in Icelandic.

Mini caps of The Bachelorette, True Beauty, and Persons Unknown

Kasey just got @#% Krazier

Welcome back everyone! So excited for this episode! Let’s get right into it! We start off with the boys in the living room and they’re all looking cute and sleepy. Except Weatherman, who of course looks like he’s been up since 4am, rearranging his sock drawer and picking out ties. BTW – I totally have [...]

Updates on last night’s shows.

Welcome to a new season of “The Bachelorette”! My name’s bBitz and I’ll start by saying I’ve never watched a minute of these shows. In all honestly, I’ve given my best friend shit for years for pissing away endless hours on what I called a “whorefest”. But here I am now – dedicated to a [...]