POSTS TAGGED: the dolce group

The celebretards are all celebrating their grand opening with grape juice and countless pats on the back. People actually showed up to their grand opening! It’s amazing what people will pay in order to get a first look at a freshly-made trainwreck. Mike and Lonnie claim they don’t want the celebs “checking out” now that [...]

MIssing Juicy J

I can’t believe these celebs are STILL trying to open up this restaurant! I totally thought they would’ve given up when they found out real work was involved and it wasn’t all about finding out which side of your face the camera loves. Today the celebs are excited because they are getting the new sign [...]

What is this? Another hurdle?

Logo designs! Hint: it’s terrible

It’s time to get to business! Sexy business! Drama! Ashley storms out after she gets called out on her sluttiness and the Dolce Group feels the need to celebrate the fact that the place hasn’t burned to the ground, yet. This is a major coup for the celebretards and they need positive reinforcement for this [...]

Lemons

Instead of Famous Food this show should be called ‘Everyone Hates Danielle’. Why they gotta be hatin’? She’s just doin what she gotta to get a restaurant up; choosing the menu imposing her own special recipes,  managing the budget keeping the checkbook in her deathlike grip and clutching it between the balloons that sit on [...]

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