POSTS TAGGED: the situation

Links to get you over the hump.

Bidding Miami a fond fighting farewell.

The guidos try to return to their mother ship.

In the round!

Warning: Spoiler Alert

The party never stops, even when their brain cells do.

“I suck at dancing, waaaah.”

He’s roid-free, allegedly.

Preschool lesson #1: Don’t hit.

No more trips to the Staten Island dump

The results are in, and they’re not pretty.

Week two-how much of a Predicament are we in for?

It’s okay for guys to bang a different girl every night, but not for girls.

First week of sequins, bad dancing, and overacting. Heaven.

Links that might get wacky.

Thoughts?

Their songs and dances revealed. Spoiler alert!

Moral relativism? Guy code? Seriously, what is this?

Jwoww and Sammi both try to recover their false eyelashes.

The Situation dishes the straight dope.

Luckily Sitch is willing to go out to the front lines by himself.

The DWTS cast is slowly coming together.

Looks like there’s trouble in gorilla juicehead paradise.

He’s rich, and double jointed.

Let’s head back to Miami to play with our favorite guidos!

Ronnie, pay your parking tickets!

Jersey Shore brought in 5.5 million viewers.

Like no time passed at all since we partied in Seaside Heights.

Life & Style is reporting that the only way for random clubgoers to get on camera to be on Jersey Shore is if they’re chosen by the producers. Want to know how you’re a chosen one if you’re at Club Karma? If you get a black dot drawn on your hand–that black dot is like [...]

Those crazy kids who raped the Jersey Shore last summa are at it again.

They’re holding out for Mo’ Money.

Buy his abs!

Jersey Shore goes Friggin’ Twilight.

Pauly D, Snooki, JWoww, and The Situation are all inked for season 3 of The Jersey Shore, but the rest could possibly get the ax…

The end of your day news.

MTV released a 10 minute preview of Jersey Shore: Miami, and I’m so excited.  There are a lot of changes this season: Ronnie, and Sammi have broken up, Snooki does her own spray tanning since Obama put a 10% tax on tanning, she eats fried pickles for the first time, and Angelina is back.  It [...]