POSTS TAGGED: the walking dead

We’re cool now right?  I only tried to secretly use you as collateral against Gov. Well, here we are, my dearest Deadhead friends. The culmination of this segment of this half of this fraction of this portion of this season. Much has happened since the gang arrived at Shawshank – we’ve lost TDog and Lori [...]

“The Bachelor” – post-apocalypse Hello, friends, and welcome to another day in the apocalypse! Last week the writers recycled the same bits of dialogue and plot points for the better part of an hour. I’m not sure if the writers think we’ve all got zombie parts for brains, but I came to terms with the [...]

  …but don’t give Michonne away. Greetings, Deadheads! Before we begin, I’ll clear up some things regarding the last recap. The book I mentioned in some recaps from the last part of this half of this segment of this season is “The Passage” by Justin Cronin. It’s Book One of a trilogy, though Book Two [...]

Meet your new mommy. Greetings & salutations, my favorite internet peeps! I really enjoyed last night’s episode – a loose plot thread was FINALLY (albeit somewhat conveniently…I think the producers have been reading our comments) tied up, and there wasn’t the constant jumping around from one subplot to the next. So let’s get to it! [...]

Ding Dong, Squeaks is GONE!

“Name’s Phil. With an ‘i’.” Welcome to another installment of TWD! I somehow managed to tear myself away during the most riveting hour of the Oscar telecast to watch last night. What the heck is the difference between sound editing and sound mixing? Even the winners, who moonlight as co-presidents of the Lucius Malfoy Fan [...]

‘Twas the bes…actually ’twas really just the worst of fucking times.  Greeting, friends! Last time: Andrea became the temporary mayor of East Berlin (or Woodbury, same diff), Rick continued to lose his mind, Daryl defected. Sorry so brief, Deadheads, but we have MUCH to discuss, so I’mma get right to it…. We open on Rick [...]

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert youuu…  lhjrotwpordmfbeieoruwe, my TWD peeps! That’s “hello” in zombie snarl (duh). It’s hard to believe it’s been two months since we left our band of merry men, and now we’re in the first episode of the second part of the second half of the [...]

I’ve been alone with you inside myyyyy mind…….. Holla, Deadheads! [patting myself on the back cause I'm totally the first person who ever thought to call TWD fans that…GO WITH IT]. Welcome to the half-season finale of The Walking Dead! Previously: When last we left our fearless (if occasionally dense) leader, he and his band [...]

That means you, Andrea Greetings, all! I’m Pillania and I’ll be recapping the remainder of this half of this season of The Walking Dead. I watched season one religiously, but work and whatnot had kept me from all of season 2 and 3 thus far. HOWEVER, I spent about 20 hours over Thanksgiving weekend catching [...]

This week on Walking Dead we finally get a better glimpse into the happenings with Andrea and The Road Warrior.   Michonne is the name of our bad and beautiful road warrior.  Don’t expect this bad bitch with a samurai sword to trust anyone at all.  Also, don’t expect her to talk much.  She does a [...]

So, we have a total of 5 prisoners who are alive and living in the kitchen.  When they learn that Hershel has been bitten, their initial reaction is to shoot him, but my darling Daryl has them all in his crossbow sights.  While Maggie, Glenn, and Rick haul Hershel up on a food cart, T-Dogg [...]

Hello and welcome to the third season of Walking Dead.  I will be your recapper this year!  I would like to begin by apologizing for two things.  A)  This is late because I had to get caught up on the show and then wound up having to drive to Austin and back in a matter [...]

Saturday, July 7 On this date in 1456, Joan of Arc was acquitted in a posthumous retrial. Way to go, Catholic Church. NYC 22 (CBS 8pm, 9pm) Yoda remembers his rookie days when a paroled drug lord from the ’80s starts looking for revenge on the people who got him put away; Tonya and Kenny [...]

You can give a man power, but don’t expect him to stay sane very long

Shane is not this type of criminal.

Hello and welcome to the minicap for The Walking Dead s2e12, “Better Angels”. Last week ended with the tragic death of Dale at the hands of a zombie. Now, the group puts everything on hold so they can bury Dale and pay their last respects. Rick gives a eulogy that is FULL of subtext: To [...]

That rascal is causing all kinds of trouble. Also, justice and stuff.

A father’s fight to save his daughter, stalled by…budget cuts

We learn the regional differences in slang words for zombies

Hello, Walking Dead-ers! Welcome to the minicap for Season Two Episode 9, (or if you prefer, Season Two Part II episode 2…which you should not prefer), entitled “Triggerfinger”. We got three stories going on this week, and the two major plots build directly off what happened last week. So first, we return to Rick, Glen, [...]

Plus: Shane turns into Iago

What up, TWD-ers. This is your minicap for episode 207, aka “Pretty Much Dead Already”, aka the Midseason Finale. Hoo boy, what an episode that was. In a season that’s lacked much momentum, a lot of shit sure goes down. This week’s episode opens with Glenn. The rest of Team Rick is having breakfast around [...]

After two seasons of secrecy, the truth finally comes out. Thud.

Are you ready for some secrets?

Hey, Walking Dead-ers! Welcome to the minicap for episode 204, “Cherokee Rose”. While last week was pretty much devoted to one big storyline—Shane and Otis trying to secure medical supplies to Dr. Greene could save Carl—this week is devoted to the various and sundry tasks you attend to after performing surgery on a boy in [...]

Fireproof, with Zombies

Hey there, TWD fans. Welcome to the 203 minicap. Let’s get to it! We open on Shane in the upstairs bathroom at the Greene homestead. This is a flash-forward, taking place after the events of this week’s episode. He’s shaving his head with an electric razor. When he finishes, he puts the razor down and [...]

The Bible one, not the magician. Although he’s great, too.

Hey Walking Dead-ers. Welcome to the 202 minicap! We have a lot of questions after last week’s fucking CLIFFHANGER: is Carl alive? Who shot him? What are Rick and Shane gonna do? And less importantly, are the other survivors still looking for Sophia? But all that has to wait because we begin with a flashback. [...]

As they leave Atlanta, the gang trades city-zombies for country-zombies.

SlifeGoesOn gets the hottest TV goss at San Diego’s Comic Con!

Sneak peek

You’d think things would change once they reach the CDC, but, you know, eh

Your daily links back in effect.

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Get your rest to be your best during the apocalypse.

Apparently the zombie apocalypse has had no effect on street gangs.

Because guns are great for killing zombies, and boy, are there a lot of those

Mini caps of last night’s TV