POSTS TAGGED: The Watercooler

(Hi there Gasmi, before we delve into the awful mess that is today’s celebrity LinkedIN webpage, I have a confession to make. My resume is horrible too. It’s a place where stilted English has gone to die, sharing space with outright lies. (I never had a Summer internship with Jacques Cousteau. I figured with him always being underwater [...]

Hi there Gasmi, do you like celebrities? Of course you do, you’re an American.  Unless of course you’re not an American, in which case you probably do better on math tests, but struggle when it comes to eating unhealthy amount of deep fried food. Don’t feel bad, not everyone can eat 30 corn dogs in [...]

(This week on Dear TvGasm we have our 1st annual Christmas Party where we invited all the fake celebrities who didn’t really ask us for advice during the year to ring in the Holidays in the most fictitious way possible.  This year all refreshments are courtesy of the Franzia that Flipit stole out of his mom’s garage. ) [...]

(This week Dear TvGasm, your best source for completely spurious made up advice to TV celebrities who wouldn’t talk to us on a bet, checks in with the number one chef in America. Well the number one chef who can wolf down a chili dog in one bite, Guy Fieri)   Dear TvGasm, Corncob, it’s been [...]

(Dear TvGasm, your best source of fake unasked for advice for the people you see on your boob de toob has a very special guest this week, Kim Richards from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, And Kim, well words fail me. Let’s check in with our favorite housewife from the 90210 zip code)     [...]

(This week is the spirit of spoofiness, phony twitter conversations and possibly fake beefs, Dear TvGasm listens to the problems of American Idol’s Niki Minaj. Please be aware that we will take a break from out usual format, because Miz Nikki only comunicates by Twitter©) Because what could go wrong with this crew?      [...]

(This week Dear TvGasm checks in with Mama Manzo from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, who sounds a little under the weather.)   Dear TvGasm, ugh. I’m am done. I’ve had it with her, and her awful mean, trashy, lying , story selling ways. I’m done I tell you, done! Now you know me, [...]

This week the ladies of The Real Housewives of New York City ask Dear TvGasm for a little advice, vacation edict , trying to pop a baby out of the world’s dustiest uterus,and how to deal with Ramona, Sonja,Aviva, a complete frigging lunatic.   Dear TvGasm, I just thought I’d let you know that I’m still going [...]

Love is in the air. Wait that’s gas

( This week on Dear TvGasm we check in with the judges coming and going on American Idol) Well, whatever happens, we know that you can’t spell American Idol without Tink    Dear TvGasm, It’s like this zembomb daboody! Love the gig, but I’ve got to go back on the road. The millions of fans [...]

    Hey there Gasmi, reality shows are about personalities. Mainly because that way the producers don’t have to hire actors or writers and can better use that money on more important things: like questionable elective surgery, paying to have sex with people who are wildly more attractive then said producers, and/or buying things like Italian sports [...]

Helping Emily find the best fake relationship

The Real Housewives, in their own words

Some advice for what the Jersey Shore Cast should do when the series ends

These women have problems, and we’re here to point them out

Dear TvGasm has a heart to heart with Bethenny Frankel

Just because they’re fictional characters doesn’t mean they couldn’t use some advice