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Gossip Slife here. Your one and only source for hilarious recaps of The CW’s trashy teen soap, Gossip Girl. So, this week’s episode was as fun and frilly a romp as the pink-themed Breast Cancer party being thrown at Lily van der Woodsen’s fab manse. Blair’s Euro-trash prince Louis was in town, Cinderella slipper in [...]

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Parental issues wreak havoc for our favorite Upper East siders.

Blair’s sleep-deprived schedule leads to several (funny) mistakes.

Hell hath no fury like a Valentine’s-scorned Blair!

Blair works overtime at W to get her uptight boss laid.

Catching up with Hellcats Part 2

Catching up with Hellcats Part One

Dan and Blair square off as sexually frustrated intern rivals at W.

Happy Holidays! Slutina lets loose the mother of all secrets!

Cheerleaders cry. A lot.

No one is giving thanks for this turkey of an episode!

Team Fug takes down Slutina at Upchuck’s masquerade ball.

Marti’s lies catch up to her.

A night at the ballet turns out to be a swan song for poor Juliet!

A lot can happen in the back of a car.

Rachel Zoe stops by, wearing the latest in haute cuisine.

The bitch is back! Little J’s returned … with guest star Tim Gunn in tow!

Tempers flare when it comes to how the new bid video is going to get done!

WWTD? What would Torrence do?!

Blair schemes to expose Chuck’s new girlfriend Eva

Juliet holds the key to driving a wedge between S and B!

Hellcats catchup part 3!

Hellcats catchup part 2

This show’s so terrific, are we sure they aren’t the Torros?!

Another Paris-set episode brings Blair and Chuck face to face.

Tyra picks the Top 14 hungriest in all the land.

Plain Jane makes its homely way to our screens

This week on America’s Next Top Model, we have to suffer through the CoverGirl makeup challenge (where unfortunately no one comes out looking like a clown whore), as well as through Tyra’s annual delusion that she’s a legitimate photographer. I really would prefer her to spend the rest of the cycle this way…