POSTS TAGGED: thriller

Smash

Smash Recap: Safety Dance

If you don’t dance then you’re no friend of mine.

The Event

The Ev3nt: Mooooley moley moley….

We learn why Weasel is such a dick…

Recaps

Persons Unknown: Adios Losers

A list of loose ends would be longer than this recap. Both parts of it.

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Persons Unknown: You’ve Got Smarmy On You

Big Brother meets Survivor meets The Apprentice. Art imitates reality TV.

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Persons Unknown: The Man From S.M.A.R.M.Y.

Joe’s hair is growing back so fast you can hear it.

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Persons Unknown: Bros Before Hos

What more can happen to poor Joe this week?

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Persons Unknown: I Drank What?

Let’s hope they get through the summer so we can get The Answers.

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Persons Unknown: Ghetto Fabulous

Janet comes this close to getting cornrows and a prison tat.

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Persons Unknown: Bee Yourself

Who knew bees could be this hot on network TV?

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Persons Unknown: Expect The Unexpected

We cover every prison cliche in Hollywood’s repertoire. Tunnels. Tear gas. Pillow-biting.

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Persons Unknown: Get Your Nads Off On This

Couldn’t wait for The Gates? Happy Town not cutting it for you?

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Persons Unknown: Welcome to the Hotel California

Where are you? Do you even know anymore?