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We certainly get a nice holiday buffet with this week’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras.  The Carolina Queen Pageant takes place in Columbia, South Carolina, and Tanisha Dorsey is our cruise director for the week.  She tells us the pageant consists of beauty and “icon wear,” where the girls dress up as their favorite icon [...]

Let’s get started with this week’s mayhem and mischief of Toddlers & Tiaras.  Santa did not deny us any goodies with this episode as it brings in bratty kids, a freakish group of parents and one of our favorites, Pageant Die-rector Annette Hill! Who has really lowered her standards! Annette starts us out with “It’s [...]

They Mayans were right, the world ended on 12.12.12 at 9pm EST!  It’s the new season of Toddlers & Tiaras and is this a good one!  Lots of screaming and delusional parents.  Let’s get to the minicap of mayhem.   Once again Pageant Die-rector Annette Hill is hosting one of her Universal Royalty pageants, this [...]

Wednesday, August 22 On this date in 565, Saint Columba, an Irish missionary to Scotland, reported seeing a monster in Loch Ness. History is silent on whether or not he gave Nessie t’ree-fiddy. Big Brother (CBS 8) The contestants compete in the veto competition. I wonder who that sad little scrap of paper is? So [...]

Wednesday, August 15 On this date in 1040, King Duncan of Scotland was killed in battle against MacBeth. Seventeen years later, MacBeth also died on this date, fighting against the army of  Máel Coluim mac Donnchada. Big Brother (CBS 8pm) The contestants compete in the veto competition. Today must be Wednesday. So You Think You [...]

Wednesday, August 8 Olympic Fun Fact: The 1908 Olympic Games were originally supposed to be hosted in Rome, but were moved to London because the 1906 eruption of Mount Vesuvius required the funds intended for the Olympics to be diverted to rebuilding the town of Naples. Big Brother (CBS 8pm) Contestants compete in the veto [...]

Wednesday, August 1 Olympic Fun Fact: The oldest known Olympic medalist was Oscar Swahn of Sweden, who won his final medal (a Silver medal in the Running Deer, Double Shot Team event) at the age of 72. Big Brother (CBS 8pm) Contestants compete in the veto competition. The burning question on everybody’s mind tonight is… [...]

Wednesday, July 25   Mozart completed his Symphony #40 in G minor on this date in 1788.  Big Brother (CBS 8pm) Contestants compete in the veto competition. After that stunning description there is nothing left for me to say. The CLIOS: World’s Best Commercials (NBC 8pm) Innovative advertisements from around the world; J.B. Smoove hosts. I’m just [...]

Wednesday, July 18 Kristen Bell, the most adorable actress on the face of the planet, turns 32 today. Here’s hoping her boyfriend didn’t rent another sloth for her birthday party! (Or maybe here’s hoping he did. The results were epic. As is this autotune video.) Big Brother (CBS 8pm) Contestants compete in the veto competition. [...]

Wednesday, July 11 Legendary baseball player Babe Ruth began his career in Major League Baseball as a starting pitcher for the Boston Red Sox on this date in 1914. Dogs in the City (CBS 8pm) Finale: Justin and actress Edie Falco renovate an animal shelter; an aggressive dog who was once attacked; an anxious dog [...]

The Bataan Death March that was this series is finally over.

Howdy, Gasmii!  First up, I want to thank everyone who’s spent the season reading these recaps, and the folks who add great (and often hysterical) comments.  Special thanks for your support during my recent life-threatening (well, in my mind anyway) illness. Now on to the big announcement: I am thrilled to tell you that starting [...]

Wednesday, Jan. 18th Whitney (ABC, 8 pm) Happily unmarried Whitney (Whitney Cummings) and Alex (Chris D’Elia) seek advice from their friends when they realize they are close to relationship boredom. Well, at least their circle of friends isn’t an adorably quirky bunch. Oh. Brain trust. American Idol (Fox, 8 pm) Auditions in Atlanta. This. Again. [...]

Wednesday, Jan. 11 One Tree Hill (CW, 8 pm) Clay and Quinn encounter a mysterious problem. No matter what they try, their DVR just will not tape the Venture Bros. Nature (PBS, 8 pm) Street-smart kangaroos move into Australia’s capital city. “Clean and sober. Have a mate and joeys. Anything helps. God bless!” Suburgatory (ABC, [...]

Thursday, Jan. 5 What’s spellcheck ever done for me? Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 6 pm) Large prizes draw contestants to the America’s Trezured Dollz pageant in Nashville, Tenn. Candice? Are you sure you spelled the name of that pageant right? Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 9 pm) Guest judges include famed fashionista Miss Piggy and [...]

Toddlers & Tiaras Recap: Island of Misfit Toys and Chooky Moves

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