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Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: Chitlin’ Strut: Pigs Intestines as Beauty Pageant

Gasmii, what can I say? This week’s Toddlers & Tiara’s pageant is the Chitlin’ Strut and I actually had to pay $2 to download this heinousness from iTunes to get some pictures for you, that is just how much I love you. What they don’t picture are the actual chitlins, which according to Wikipedia are [...]

Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: How Hard is it to Add, Morons?

Hello Gasmii, here we are again, with children competing like racehorses only with more fecal matter. This week we see the Little Miss Georgia Spirit pageant where pageant officials are planning on seeing girls from “all over the state of Georgia.” Way to narrow that down, Mensa members. This pageant is a little more low-key, [...]

Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras: Hos in Training

Hello Gasmii, Dear Crabby here! You may know me from such recaps as Ugly Betty: Ruined by ABC Execs and A Carol Christmas: Ghosts of Tori Spelling’s Boobs Past. However, in this economy, it pays to hedge your bets and recap more than one show in case Flipit has to make any layoffs. It’s just [...]