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Top Chef: 57 Minutes of Crap & Fan Favorite

This week on Top Chef, Daddy Tom’s face says it all: “Wake me up if something interesting happens…”

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Top Chef: As Long As It Isn’t You-Know-Who

This is it guys — the Top Chef finale! Who will win it all? Will it be quietly arrogant Richard, lover of puns, fauxhawks and molecular gastronomy? Will it be fan favorite Yoda, who has overcome her often-horriffic Quick Fire showings with class, poise and the most Elimination Challenge high finishes? Or will it be [...]

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Top Chef: Antonia Got Porked

This week on Top Chef, the judges break into the Puerto Rican rum and make yet another baffling decision. <Sniff, sniff> Does anyone else smell that? Oh yes, it’s the stink of producer intervention. And/or Fleasa. Or possibly Richard’s eyebrow hair. American liquor stores just saw a 91% spike in business.

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Top Chef: Maybe We Should Have Named Her Cockroach

Here we are you guys — the Top Chef episode that’ll determine who will make it to the Final Four. Left in the running are Richard, Yoda, Antonia, Evangelass, and Fleasa. That means either Evangelass or Fleasa are going home this week, right? Right?! After last week’s elimination, I’ve learned not to assume anything, but [...]

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Top Chef: Going Against the Grain

This week on Top Chef, Fleasa tries to blame her shitty cooking on sabotage, Evangelass plays dirty (and no, I don’t mean with Fleasa), and Twitch becomes the latest chef sent home for not following the rules. “Listen all of y’all, this is sabotage!”