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The Tears of a Clown

This week on Top Chef, all hell breaks loose. With Special Guest Stars Ming Tsai and Dale’s Crotch

Oh my goodness, I have so many opinions this week and am so thankful that I have a forum like TVgasm to express them. I tried to get this up yesterday but I just had too damn much to say. This week’s ep was fairly eventful and I’m sure most of you have strong feelings [...]

This week on ANTM we learn the true meaning of pain. Some days, your palms just ache from playing pattycake and other days, you just ache for your favorites to take the high road. Viewer discretion is advised due to albino nudity and possible dirty thoughts courtesy of hunky dreamboat Nigel Barker. Male viewer discretion [...]

This week on Top Chef, the contestants learn to curb their potty mouths a bit, the ladies bone it big time, and Mutton and Richard fight for the affections of one sexy guest judge. Fo’ sho’

It’s that time of the cycle again… no, I’m not talking about feeling bloated and craving chocolate, I’m talking about makeover time! Just as I had hoped, the good were really good but the bad were better. Also, there’s gratuitous talk of asses and booties so if you’re looking for how to turn tonight’s episode [...]