POSTS TAGGED: top chef

How did it feel to get hosed out of $125,000.00 by your shitty sous-chefs?

The premiere of Iron Maiden Chef America!…

***Please welcome home NotWithoutMyTV to fill in for the week!! Love ya buddy! Top 10 TV Shows, Wednesday, Feb 27  Gun Stories (7:30 pm) An in-depth look at the FN Fal. I bet the NRA thinks it’s cruel that you can watch this show but can’t readily buy the featured product.  Pasion Prohibida (8 pm [...]

Flipit fills in for J-Mo on Oscar week!

Hola Gasmii and welcome to the fun filled recap of The Taste! Before we get started, I’d like to give a shout out to Jennaboa for identifying the “Pink Nightmare” reference!  Thanks girlie!  Also, feel free to catch up on last week’s recap here if you haven’t already done so.  So let’s do this thing! [...]

Ahhhh, mixing food with the miracle of childbirth…

I have no idea what is going on with this show any more…

Fun!

The battle to see who can be more out-of-date in both looks and attitude…

Hola Gasmii and welcome to the recap of the first elimination episode of The Taste! I am kind of torn about my opinion of the show, but all in all I am really enjoying it.  In that, it seemed to me to go by really quickly and it was pretty fast paced and I enjoyed [...]

We’ve sunk to a new low by watching bread rise…

I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

When one door closes, a douchebag crawls in through the window…

This week, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the staff of SUR all travel to Vegas, and EVERYONE on Bravo eats Moroccan food. There’s shirtless douche fighting, witless knife wielding, and brainless strip teaching. Come on in! To talk to other listeners and tell us what you want us to talk about, join us on [...]

(Hi there Gasmi, if you’ve watched any of Top Chef so far this season you are aware that is a prolonged call for help. Or a four month long insulting money grab by Bravo and Magical Elves. Either way, it hasn’t been pretty, so let’s see what completely made up help for fictional problems we [...]

The Chickens Have Come Home To Roost!

The 357th episode in a row where Blowsie is using a deep-fryer

Hey Gasmii!   Let me start this minicap off by saying that I just watched four people eat for two hours straight.  And they didn’t even share!  Those selfish bastards. In the interest of full disclosure I feel compelled to share with you that I have a strange crush on Anthony Bourdain, he of the numerous [...]

Padma’s a Pompous Piece of Poo

Restaurant Wars. Plus, Padma Sucks.

Someone’s going to get super-stabby in the kitchen!

Top Chefs really are top chefs!

Restaurant Wars! Except not really!

Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!

A while back, the networks decided we needed more reality shows each year, so they started to double up on our “favorites”. Now we have two seasons, a Fall and a Mid-season show.  We no sooner get done celebrating the winner of Survivor: Philippines and it’s time for Survivor: Caramoan (Feb.13). Can you remember who won Survivor: [...]

One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…

***SourCake brings us your November comments! Ah, November, I barely remember you at all. My daughter turned one, I had to go back to work after a blissful year of SAHMing and I didn’t get to spend nearly as much time online as I was accustomed to (see above re: stay-at-home-mom). Luckily, in pulling together this [...]

Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!

Grape Ape goes on a rampage!

Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?

The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco

Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…

Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..

Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…

Time to insult each other’s wieners!

“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”

Please pack your knives and GTFO…

Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…