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I would have been constantly humming the tune of “My Heart Will Go On”…

Top Chefs really are top chefs!

Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday, September 26 2012

Takashi Manero Last week, Art sashayed out the door and back to the land of Biscuits, Oprah and Lady Gaga’s collapsing cake.  Unfortunately, we are still left with his annoying BFF, Lorena.  There are five Chefs remaining, well, six if you count Patty’s mole.  Patricia, Lorrrrrrrrrrrrrena, Takashi, Chris and Kerry.  Putting it out there, this [...]

I’m sorry for the delay guys.  My sister in law was visiting from England for 10 days… I barely survived. Awww, I just remembered that Thierry is gone.  ☹  Oh look, there’s Curtis, I’m over it.   Hot Stuff Comin’ Through Curtis is in the kitchen welcoming the Chefs to their Quick Fire Challenge.  In [...]

Wednesday, August 29 Michael Jackson was born on this date in 1958. Nineteen. Fifty-eight. There’s been a lot of talk lately around the ‘Gasm lately about child stars gone wrong, but I think we can all agree that it doesn’t get much sadder than Michael Jackson.   Big Brother (CBS 8pm) The contestants compete in the [...]

I just gouged my own eyes out Ok, so Simple Jack is gone. I’m sorry, I’ve been wanting to call Clark “Simple Jack” since Ep 1. He just LOOKS like the Ben Stiller character with that ridonkulous bowl haircut. Sadly, he wandered away from the edge of the Grand Canyon and was eaten by a [...]

Wednesday, August 22 On this date in 565, Saint Columba, an Irish missionary to Scotland, reported seeing a monster in Loch Ness. History is silent on whether or not he gave Nessie t’ree-fiddy. Big Brother (CBS 8) The contestants compete in the veto competition. I wonder who that sad little scrap of paper is? So [...]

Welcome to the Episode 4!    Last week Mark Gaier was sent packing for his lackluster scallops cooled Teppanyaki style.  He left his partner Clark behind.  And Art won lasts week’s elimination challenge, gaining ultimate redemption for cake-gate 2012. Feast your eyes on this… Speaking of cake- beautiful cupcake Curtis Stone is already in the kitchen [...]

Season 4, episode 3 already!  Time flies.  Last week we saw the glorious win of Patricia and her mole for sweeping the critics and wedding guests off of their feet and Debbie Gold was shuffled out the door.  And Honey Bear Smith dodged a bullet for his caketastrophe. In case you forgot Art’s dizzzzzaster Mr. [...]

Curtis Stone(ColdFox) is back as the host.  I’m warning you, I have a major thing for this dude.  I really want him to wrestle a croc or throw some shrimp on the barbi. Sorry, bad Australian stereotypes. James Oseland and Ruth Reichl are back as judges. We are in Sin City and quickly see that gambling [...]

Wednesday, August 1 Olympic Fun Fact: The oldest known Olympic medalist was Oscar Swahn of Sweden, who won his final medal (a Silver medal in the Running Deer, Double Shot Team event) at the age of 72. Big Brother (CBS 8pm) Contestants compete in the veto competition. The burning question on everybody’s mind tonight is… [...]

Wednesday, July 25   Mozart completed his Symphony #40 in G minor on this date in 1788.  Big Brother (CBS 8pm) Contestants compete in the veto competition. After that stunning description there is nothing left for me to say. The CLIOS: World’s Best Commercials (NBC 8pm) Innovative advertisements from around the world; J.B. Smoove hosts. I’m just [...]

I am so hungry now!

Finale!

Or pack your knives and go!

At long last, Gasmii, at long last.  The only thing that could make me feel better about Hughnibrow’s railroading would be an immediate Naomi elimination the following week, and it was delivered!  Just like my eyes and ears from having to endure her further! The Quickfire Challenge was blind cooking pairings, which, while as ultimately [...]

Pointless experiments. Pfft.

Minicap of last night’s “Top Chef Masters”!

If you got a gimmick…

Sooooo, a Top Chef Master must be able to cook really, REALLY quickly, and also do so on a… moving tour bus.  Come on, Guys.  Couldn’t have made it a food truck or something else mildly relevant?  Of course not! The Quickfire is reminiscent of the SpeedFire of last season’s in which Colicchio prepared something [...]

Fast food time!

Suvir saves us all from the countrywide pandemic of meat dependence. It is exactly as crazy as it sounds.

My mouth waters from the cheeeese.

Naomi takes another power trip.

Also, Restaurant Wars!!!!

New shows, old shows…

Mini caps of last night’s TV.

Top Chef takes on improv.

Mini Caps of last night’s shows.

Final Five

Mini caps of Top Chef Masters and The Challenge

Mini Caps of Top Chef Masters and The Challenge

Cartoon food takes the night.

Mini-Caps of Happy Town, The Challenge, and Top Chef Masters