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Hello Gasmii! Who’s excited for the return of the bloodiest, nakedest, sexiest and weirdest summer guilty pleasure? This girl! Who’s excited to be recapping Season 6 for y’all? This girl! That’s right…I’ll be delving into the strange, dark world of Bon Temps as your True Blood recapper this summer. I’ll be your…”Authority” on it, if [...]

Saturday, July 21 Not a whole lot on tonight, but I suppose it really doesn’t matter because the Weekly World News assures me that: So, been nice knowing you and everything, but if the Weekly World News says it’s going to happen, then it must be true. Sunday, July 22 German actress Franka Potente, best [...]

Finally, the answer we’ve all been waiting for… What makes Russell’s dick hard??

Saturday, July 14 Happy Bastille Day, or as the French call it, “La Fête Nationale” or “le quatorze juillet.” So drink some wine, eat some brie on a fresh baguette, and sing “La Marseillaise.” The Firm (NBC 10pm) Finale: A new enemy threatens Ray and Tammy’s wedding; Mitch makes a stunning discovery as Patrick Walker’s [...]

Saturday, July 7 On this date in 1456, Joan of Arc was acquitted in a posthumous retrial. Way to go, Catholic Church. NYC 22 (CBS 8pm, 9pm) Yoda remembers his rookie days when a paroled drug lord from the ’80s starts looking for revenge on the people who got him put away; Tonya and Kenny [...]

(This week Dear TvGasm answers questions from some of the characters on the HBO show True Blood)   Dear TvGasm, I’m having a problem with a friend. Now the back story might take some time, but it helps to understand my problem.  Okay, awhile back I got kind of friendly with this guy who works [...]

Saturday, June 23 On this date in 1532, Henry VIII and the French king François I signed a secret treaty allying their countries against Charles V of Spain. This was followed by a great deal of cable nudity. Ivory Wars (The Discovery Channel 8pm) With the rise in ivory poaching, Africa’s wild elephants are in [...]

Last season on True Blood, a whole lot of shit went down.  Let’s see if I can cover it as quickly as the “Previously, on True Blood” summation did: That chick from the Authority, Nan, named Bill King of Louisiana Apparently, the sun isn’t the ONLY thing that causes wrinkles. Sookie found out she’d been [...]

We have a Dick!

If only someone took Marnie to the prom.

Who knew that Marnie was the brains behind the whole operation?!

Tommy’s dead! And Marcus and Marnia are next on the chopping block!

Marnia uses her new pet Eric in a plan to assassinate Queen Beel!

The ensemble cast finally gets a chance to shine – and doesn’t.

Getting to know Nina’s body. YIKES

The battle lines between the vamps and witches are drawn!!

The peace talks between the vamps and witches quickly go awry!

It’s magic, murder, and mayhem as Marni / Antonia wages war

I expected a lot more chills and thrills from this “full moon” themed ep!

I had very high expectations for last night’s episode of True Blood, so I had no one to blame but myself for any feelings of disappointment that I may have experienced. That’s not to say it wasn’t a fine episode. It had its moments. But it wasn’t the creepy, action-packed thrill ride I thought it [...]

Some dreams are coming true – and others are turning into a nightmare!

SlifeGoesOn gets the hottest TV goss at San Diego’s Comic Con!

Some dreams come true – while others become a nightmare!

Valuable lesson learned this week: don’t piss an angry bitch off!

When it comes to vengeful witches, don’t piss a bitch off!

A creeptastic, charred baby doll adds a chilling new layer

I don’t know about you, but I genuinely enjoyed last night’s episode of True Blood. It might not have been the most action-packed episode, but it was loaded with one creepy plot twist after another. And what was up with all the freaky doll action?? Sook inextricably found herself playing caretaker to an adorably helpless [...]

7 naked bodies, 2 hawks, and a dead parakeet take center stage.

True Blood returns for season 4 with witches, and faeries, and vampires – OH MY!

If you thought season three of True Blood was a head-scratching, wild ride, then you ain’t seen NUTHIN’ yet!

Links to get you through your last five minutes of work.

True Blood ends its third season with high camp.

Mini caps of last night’s shows

As day breaks, everyone starts to turn to the dark side!

Mini caps of last night’s TV

The panther’s out of the bag! Sookie’s a fairy!!

Mini caps of last night’s TV

Red, white, and true! Russell shows America his true colors.

MiniCaps of Design Star, True Blood, and Mad Men Design Star: Swellmel In last night’s episode, the final three designers: Emily the Strange, Casey and Michael head to Foley Square to meet with the hosts and last season’s winner Antonio Ballatore. Vern tells the designers this week’s challenge is to create sunrooms that reflect their [...]

Oh, daddy! Eric puts an “O” on Talbot’s face!