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I found out that I didn’t know how to spell decathlon… so the likelihood that I’ll ever be in an academic decathlon are slim. Politically correct panel. We begin at a school that is holding an academic decathlon trial. One boy, Pierce Higgins, is clearly the smartest… he also appears to have a way-too-involved mother in the audience. [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday October 22nd

So, we have a total of 5 prisoners who are alive and living in the kitchen.  When they learn that Hershel has been bitten, their initial reaction is to shoot him, but my darling Daryl has them all in his crossbow sights.  While Maggie, Glenn, and Rick haul Hershel up on a food cart, T-Dogg [...]

Dexter cleans up house

An old friend returns.

I thought of making myself a beautiful wooden marionette. It must be wonderful, one that can dance, fence, and turn somersaults… Four insanely smart high school kids answer questions that I don’t even understand. One mother is clearly too invested. Nick and Juliette go to an awards dinner, at which Cpt. Renard is speaking.  The kids go out [...]

Dexter tries to show Deb the accuracies in his ways.

Hello and welcome to the third season of Walking Dead.  I will be your recapper this year!  I would like to begin by apologizing for two things.  A)  This is late because I had to get caught up on the show and then wound up having to drive to Austin and back in a matter [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows Weekend Edition for October 19th – October 21st

Hey gasmii! I’m RaeRae and I’m super, super super excited to be recapping Season 2 of The X Factor for you guys, starting with Episode 9. Now, I’m a broad who can’t carry a note for the life of me, and I quit alto sax in 8th grade at my music teacher’s behest, but that [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday October 18th

This can’t be good.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Wednesday October 17th

Because “The Dark Knight” was already taken by the people who titled the actual episode.

Can we somehow find these people a place on the show? So formerly institutionalized Mom has been quietly running the local Motel No-tell all these years while the Graysons have been up to all kinds of mischief a stone’s throw away? Wonder how that worked out. Amnesia? Full on crazy? How amazing would it have been [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Tuesday October 16th

Hey, Nolan spent $11.99 for that! Summer in the Hamptons is no vacation. Who do these people go to margaritas with after a day of tanning on the beach? Or see the latest Channing Tatum movie with? Or even grab a mani/pedi with? Who can you trust? So far this season, no one has been [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Monday October 15

Nick and Juliette see fireworks from their kitchen window and Nick tries to help her remember telling him some lame story about a song her uncle used to sign to her. She dramatically pauses and then claims that she, too, remembers telling him this story. She goes on to tell him that the last thing [...]

Holler, gasmii!  It’s my pleasure to recap a new trashy program from the CW, Arrow.  ­My initial attraction to this show was two-fold.  The CW is notorious for making ridiculous shows that seem to beg for snarkcapping, and the guys in this cast are really bringing the hotness.  Only really being into X-Men growing up, [...]

Dexter tries to show Deb how it’s done

Some things once seen cannot be unseen.

Nick and Juliette see fireworks and he tries to help her remember. She remembers telling him that. She laughs. They kiss and hug. She says it’s all coming back to her. She says she remembers him telling her about his ancestors who could see things and that he could too. The keep kissing. It was a [...]

I heard Abby posed for this silhouette.  loljk Hey there, Gasmii!  Just when you thought you were safe in your homes from the monster that is Abby Lee Miller, she comes busting into your living rooms (I’m sure bathrooms as well).  I didn’t even know this shit existed until the Dance Moms finale.  So welcome [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition October 12th-14th

Another two-episode week. MTV hates me.

Tonight’s not the night…

Eli Thompson: Unlikely Voice of Reason

in·teg·ri·ty 1. adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for Thursday October 11th

Top 10 Shows for Wednesday October 10th

  Last week’s premiere was about mobilizing the troops.  This week was about setting them up for battle.  Some positioned themselves well (i.e. Victoria), while some might as well have painted a bullseye on their foreheads (i.e. Declan).  Oh – and the rich are getting richer, while the poor are getting poorer.  Wonder if the Hamptons is [...]

For he today that GTLs with me shall be my bro, be he ne’er so pale….

We begin our story, well the second episode of our story, in China. Shanghai is not only home to 8 million people it also brings to mind Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson’s antics in the popular Shanghai Blank series of movies. The teams are: Abbie and Ryan – Team Choke Out Amy and Daniel – [...]

Top 10 Shows for Tuesday October 9th

Welcome back Gasmii Grim Fans. Sadly, their is no Wu in Team. Or in this entire episode. WHERE ARE WU? We find ourselves at a Portland airport as we see a man and woman step off a private plane, and the woman, let’s call her Bad Bangs, immediately places a call to Renard. “Hello, my [...]

Probably shouldn’t put all your eggs in Emily’s basket  The golden rule to live by in the Revenge universe is play or get played.  And our (anti)heroine is definitely a player.  Despite all of the complicated trickery and treachery that went on in “Resurrection”, to me the most shocking was Emily’s lie to Amanda.  She [...]

Nucky doesn’t like cooling his heels.

Hey, Gasmii!  I’d like to welcome you all to the series premier of Prom Queens.  Here’s hoping for some delusional teenage assholes, tacky dresses, and plenty of running mascara.  I was lucky enough to have gone to a high school where being on prom court was based on personality and not campaigns or daddy’s money, [...]

Sarah/Alton and Devyn/Big Easy heat up, while the Fresh Meat give each other salmonella.