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Tonight’s episode is rough, you guys. After the legitimately shocking blindside of Shane by Dan during Thursday’s live show, you’d think Big Brother would jam-pack Sunday’s episode with all sorts of insanity related to the fallout of Dan’s THIRD betrayal of Danielle. Instead, we get a clip show. But first! A quick five-minute recap of [...]

Imagine if we actually got to watch singers for all that time. That would just be weird. To watch singers. On a singing show.

Off to San Francisco where their auditions start of with another montage of suck.

Welcome to the surprise eviction episode! Doesn’t look like there will be any shockers in store for us tonight, but I haven’t paid rent for September yet, so for all I know the bot might be asking me insipid questions tonight with her oddly crossed eyes. What causes that? I don’t remember her eyes being [...]

Chelsea visits, Needy exits, Grandpa reflects.

Becky, DareDevil, and Josh square off in the semi-final.

Happy Friday, Gasmis. I am very sorry that I am so late with getting this recap posted. I have a whole bunch of excuses, and believe me, they were good ones… but why bother… time to get to the recap. In this season’s fourth episode, Quill, we start with a parks and recreation employee sitting [...]

Nannies go rogue, Kristin’s still a witch, and we learn about cats.

Kristin and Drunky do their best to put the kibosh on future employment.

The fantastic final four compete to be in the top 3.

Quick! Stop the wagon so Captain Needy can climb back on!

A Very Special Episode about bullying.

So long!

Hi, guys! Let’s all be in a good mood, because Big Brother is VERY ENTERTAINING tonight, for the first time in what feels like years. Ever since the backstabbing of Janelle, the house has been more or less chaos, with no strong alliance sticking together, and I just love, love, love it. The veterans are [...]

It’s time to say goodbye to our favorite f****ed-up parents.  All problems will be resolved in a charming, mature, and loveable way.  Maci and Ryan will stop being immature and fighting about custody in front of Bentley.  Amber will stop popping pills and flying off the handle while Gary will go on a strict diet [...]

Everyone needs to man up.

Schizophrenic nonsense: this episode has it in spades.

It’s over already?

Five become four when a Graham Elliot signature dish proves too much for the minis

Chauncey Gardner wrote this episode.

Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah is a nutjob and a crappy mom, Maci and Ryan are idiots, and Gary and Amber are terrible parents.  I’m sure none of this will change over the course of the final two episodes.  I could be wrong, but I’m never wrong soooo… Maci and Kyle talk about their birthday [...]

Amber’s not the flavor of the month.

“If a man of pure heart were to fall in love with her, that would bring her back to life.” The episode starts where we left off last week, with Nick being attacked in the warehouse by the Mauvais Dentes. Scarface uses her Spiderman powers and scales the building so she can sneak in and [...]

It is the final episode of the first (and very possibly last) season of The Glass House.  We wade through a montage of the season so far.  In the bathroom, Jeffy tells Erica about Kevin’s “lady friend” in Toledo and wonders if Kevin has mentioned this to her.  It’s a bed buddy, so I’m not [...]

“If a man of pure heart were to fall in love with her, that would bring her back to life.” Good Morning! I hope everyone enjoyed last night’s episode as much as I did. I feel like it cleared up a lot of confusion in my cloudy mind (well, the episode and doing some homework [...]

Handicapping the queens.

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Does ACN only broadcast two hours a night?

The most unsurprising reality show finale ever.

“The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned;” Bring back a Grimm quote… Unless this means that Juliette dies. We see a boat in the North Atlantic, it’s raining, and it is 10 days ago. Inside the boat we hear lots of banging and yelling from one of the shipping [...]

Love is in the air. Well, for some people.

Previously on Teen Mom, Farrah can’t handle being a mom, Maci and Kyle made a terrible decision, Butch blamed April for his jail time, and Gary is still a dick. Debra, the abusive mother, is watching Sophia while Daniel takes Farrah to Austin.  Farrah whines that she misses Sophia and thinks the month without her [...]

His TV return?

Lil Drunky instills discipline in her small charges.

Why is everyone yelling at me?

Jeffy tells us that his heart broke when Erica started crying.  Oh please, you sent her down there.  He’s all crocodile-tearing over having his best friend also be his biggest competition.  Mike is mocking Jeffy and the fact that he’s kinda’ all alone in the house now.  Kevin asks Mike if he was the only [...]

Nothing happens…really loudly.

Everyone is perfect! Except for the two who get eliminated.

RomCom and Grandpa take it to more dramatic territory.

Karma, she is a bitch.