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For the first time in six years, Farrah, Ashley, and Debra will be under the same roof.  This should prove to be great.  Kyle still doesn’t have a job, so Maci uses this as an excuse to not put Bentley in preschool.  You know, because it’s healthier for Bentley to be taken care of by [...]

Hello, Gasmii.  It’s another episode of the show that no one watches.  Now that Big Brother has started, I’m thinking I could fill this recap with a dissertation on the mating habits of the legendary basilisks and no one would notice. Last week, Team Friends sent Kevin down the tubes with Ashley.  I’m sure no [...]

Guess who’s NOT coming to dinner?

Bathing suits are scary.

We meet the people who care for the leaders of tomorrow.

You won’t seafood like this any time soon!

I want your love, and to make my face bleed.

Hey kids!  It’s been a while, but we’re back with a new episode of Teen Mom.  I know y’all can’t wait to hear Farrah’s grating voice and look at Maci’s Proactiv-sponsored face. WARNING:  MTV is taking it’s sweet time getting the videos up, so I’m having to scrounge for pics.  The pics aren’t legit, but [...]

We’re back to the Glass House where Jeff is bawling.  He’s not crying over Erica going down the tubes.  He’s crying over the fact that the other team voted against equality.  Oh Jeff, that’s not the issue here and this isn’t Political House.  It’s a silly TV show.  What I really like is that he’s [...]

In part one of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Reunion, Alexis is afraid of old people, Heather is nice to clerks, and Vicki protects someone from getting gang banged.    To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back [...]

Time for a buzzkill with a double-dose of that patented brand of Manzo bitchery!

Gay bars are powerful places, and just like a ouija board, they are not to be toyed with lightly…

A bad pizza stone challenge leads to another “BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE” elimination!

Moral of this week: Ryan Murphy can do whatever the hell he wants!

Food Truck Team Challenge followed by Tortellini Cookoff!

… and she won’t stop until Trey understands that, DAMMIT!

Can this show just be about Rosie from now on? Pleeeeeease?

Down the tubes went Ali P and Holly last week.  The housemates gather up to see who comes back up those tubes.  Jeffrey sees Ali P as dumb, transparent strategy and Holly as a liar and says he doesn’t need either of them.  Neither do we, Jeffy.  Neither do we. Kevin and Mike are chatting [...]

The Brown Smurf does disgusting things with a barrowful of wet stucco. This is sexier than doing disgusting things with Tre.

The chef’s favorite desserts end in tears…

Sexuality week on the Glee Project

Twenty-seventh time’s the charm?

Duuude. Next time one of y’all says some stupid ass basketball cliche I’m gonna slam dunk your heads. That’ll be myyyyyyy funny little prank!

“Sister Wives Tell All…the things you already know.” is the end of that sentence.

Plus bonus ringers!

In Florida, Maci is sitting out on the balcony dressed up like Michael Jackson, spying on Ryan and Dalis.  Ryan and his friend Tyler are speculating as to why Maci decided to stowaway on their trip.  Apparently, Maci had texted Ryan and told him he’d have more fun with her down there than he would [...]

Last week on Glass House, we met the players and got to learn the process of the game.  Unfortunately, we had to deal with a whole lotta Alex “Prime Time 99″ Stein.  As the most hated in the house, he went down the tubes with Jacob, the guy with way too much energy and false [...]

The most offal mystery box ever!

This show is completely ludicrous, I feel.

A sad, sad episode. No I’m totally kidding, it’s hilarious!

Thai Lady Gaga Flash Mob – It’s 2009 all over again!  Ah, Thailand. Where exotic spices flavor the air (or is that the Thai stick?), ladyboys populate the backrooms, and the coconut water flows like, well, water. And where comeuppance is a dish best served cold – or hot for that matter. Who the hell [...]

Last week on Teen Mom, Catelynn and Tyler have their 2nd year visit, Amber hopes to see Leah, Maci is annoying, and Farrah is still a nasty bitch. Catelynn and Tyler get their caps and gowns in and try them on.  Poor Catelynn still hasn’t changed her ‘do and it’s bigger than ever.  Bless her [...]

  Paddy cake, paddy cake…  Well, it happened kids! Finally! And it almost didn’t happen (I’m looking at you, Nicole…)! SPOILER ALERT! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Jenna was retired in Thailand. God, Jenna made me tired. Do we really think she just got the bitch edit or was she really, you know, a [...]

First team challenge! Feed the Marines!!!

All righty, Gasmii!  It is our very first episode of the already drama-filled Glass House.  Be prepared, as there are many things by which to annoy you encased in this clever house of glass. First we meet Alex and Andrea.  Alex is a douchebag with way too many teeth.  He calls himself Alex “Prime Time [...]

Next week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra gets drunk and mean, Vicki fights with the i word, and there are no good men in the OC. Like ReDubs? Subscribe to my ReDub YouTube channel or visit the Videos section of TVgasm! My personal archive site is at CankleTV.com, and new RHOC Redubs [...]

This episode of Teen Mom has solidified Maci’s bitchiness.  Ryan and his family are supposed to have Bentley for a full week while they go on vacation, but Maci foils those plans by inviting herself and her gaggle of friends along for the ride.  Kyle doesn’t care if Maci goes there, because he’s busy going [...]

Hold onto your seats, Gasmii! We’ve got a house full of 14 annoying stereotypes on a show that seems to be a combination of Big Brother, Solitary 1.0/2.0/3.0, and The Jetsons.  I love Solitary and The Jetsons, but have never watched one episode of Big Brother.  Hopefully I can handle an entire season of this. [...]

Bastage is afraid of his mommy